"I can't beleive Alvin went behind my back, and asked her out! that is the most weasileurant shit ever!"
by sandspit October 18, 2007

by sandspit September 17, 2007

mike: hey Alvin, why did you bolt that surfboard to the roof of your car?
Alvin: oh, the last one got stolen one night last month. hatter
Alvin: oh, the last one got stolen one night last month. hatter
by sandspit September 24, 2007

noun: an individual who has no resources, and even less dignity...but has no hesitation in spending yours.
alvin is such a grueller, i lent him my vise-grips and duct tape to fix his car and he sold them for 2 dollars at Venice Beach! wtf?!
by sandspit September 24, 2007

by sandspit September 17, 2007

the point at which you must give up all skeptisism, and just accept what goes against all that you think you know.
when odd job, in GOLDFINGER sends a lincoln Continental into the compacter, then places the 5000 or so pound block into the back of a 1964 ranchero, and drives off...well it must had a suspension of disbelief!
by sandspit October 18, 2007

Lisa; 'that creepy guy over there is staring at us...let's skinnert!'
Debbie; 'definitley time to skin-nert'
Debbie; 'definitley time to skin-nert'
by sandspit October 18, 2007
