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know it not

someone who comes off as knowing everything about everything, but upon review is mostly incorrect.
Chris started in today about common-era anthropology...wow what a know it not!
by sandspit December 31, 2009
mugGet the know it notmug.

towel butt

noun: a young woman at the beach, or elsewhere that has a really excellent butt, but thinks she's fat so she hides said butt from view. essentially denying us all from appreciating aformentioned butt.
dude! that insane tan blubru just pulled a full towel butt on us...lame!
by sandspit September 17, 2007
mugGet the towel buttmug.

LeGrande

noun, verb: complete fuck-up. total idiot. to screw-up to the max.
Alvin pulled a full legrande when he tried to light the pilot in the water heater...well he burned down the house.

the guy that tried to drive his jeep across the river wasn't just a legrande, he was a JOHN legrande! LOL
by sandspit November 25, 2007
mugGet the LeGrandemug.

celebrathlete

an athlete that has attained celebrity status through either their physical prowess, or their off-field shenanigans.
What's the dispatcher code for "rampaging blonde wacking celebrathlete husband with golf club"?
by sandspit November 30, 2009
mugGet the celebrathletemug.

thickness

reference to a curvy, firm attractive female. distinction being that she is not fat, not ghetto nor homely.
whoa, look at that blonde thickness being hassled by those doushebags... let's roll!
by sandspit May 11, 2015
mugGet the thicknessmug.

molester mobile

full sized van from 1970's to 1980's with either no rear windows at all, or heavily-tinted 'tear drop', or 'heart-shaped' windows.
oh my god, did you see that scary guy with a mullet driving that molester mobile slow down and stare at us? creepy!
by sandspit September 17, 2007
mugGet the molester mobilemug.

Lincoln Aggravator

Full-sized Ford SUV driven by arguably the most self-centered drivers in North America.
Look at that Lincoln Aggravator parked in the Fire Lane...LAME!
by sandspit November 8, 2007
mugGet the Lincoln Aggravatormug.

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