Definitions by sandspit

thickness 

reference to a curvy, firm attractive female. distinction being that she is not fat, not ghetto nor homely.

whoa, look at that blonde thickness being hassled by those doushebags... let's roll!

thickness by sandspit May 11, 2015

uber-awesome

beyond anything you have seen before, or could have imagined. divine beauty.

"dude, i was cruising the 'net and came across the most uber-awesome blue-bru babe Amber Chaos!!! wth? have you ever seen her?"

uber-awesome by sandspit April 30, 2013

tune infection 

when a (usually bad) tune gets stuck in your head, and won't go away.

" I never go bowling anymore, for fear that I'll get a tune infection by some hideous '70's song!"

tune infection by sandspit April 11, 2010

tune contamination 

when someone who has a tune infection regrettably shares it with you, thus infecting you as well.

Alvin: "wow, I've got that horrible Carley Simon song stuck in my head...you know the one that goes; 'you're so vein, i bet you think this song is about you', it's driving me crazy..."

Theresa: "wow...thanks a lot for the tune contamination!"

tune contamination by sandspit April 11, 2010

lag liar 

online gamer that constantly blames network lag for their poor performance in game-play. they are are totally outed because the host server must wait for that client's packets to report before anyone's coordinates can update...thus, actually giving the lagger the edge.

xXKILL3RKILL3RXx: my network sucks right now...2 kills and 23 deaths, wtf?!?

sandspit: you lag liar! you have 4 green bars, and this room is 50MS ping. maybe you just suck at MWF2!!! so STFU!

lag liar by sandspit December 31, 2009

know it not 

someone who comes off as knowing everything about everything, but upon review is mostly incorrect.

Chris started in today about common-era anthropology...wow what a know it not!

know it not by sandspit December 31, 2009

unfuckwithable 

under the false impression that you are at the pinnacle, untouchable or otherwise impervious to any physical or verbal attack.

Chet's big 'unfuckwithable' tatoo got him beat-up at the local bar, then hassled and arrested by the cops, and finally hazed by the inmates in county jail. He might want to re-think that one.

unfuckwithable by sandspit December 29, 2009