sandspit's definitions

cribondle

noun: someone who never leaves the house, or more aproppriately-apartment.

Alvin was such a cribondle he called Pink-Dot for toilet paper...lame!

by sandspit September 24, 2007

hatter

noun: west coast beach slang. someone who poses as a surfer, but would never risk a rag-doll.

mike: hey Alvin, why did you bolt that surfboard to the roof of your car?

Alvin: oh, the last one got stolen one night last month. hatter

by sandspit September 24, 2007

rag-doll

west coast beach slang. the act of getting flailled around by large ocean waves.

whoa! i got totally rag-dolled on that set. rag-doll

by sandspit September 24, 2007

blubru

noun: hot chick that has the special distinction of blue eyes and dark hair.

Alvin was almost shaking in the presence of the nubile blubru at the bar

by sandspit September 17, 2007

broken fucker

insult typically hurled drivers that are somehow elluded by even the most basic rules of the road.

look at that broken fucker in the left lane going 45 with a semi four feet from his rear bumper.

by sandspit September 17, 2007

towel butt

noun: a young woman at the beach, or elsewhere that has a really excellent butt, but thinks she's fat so she hides said butt from view. essentially denying us all from appreciating aformentioned butt.

dude! that insane tan blubru just pulled a full towel butt on us...lame!

by sandspit September 17, 2007

sweater butt

a young woman with a really nice butt hiding it from view because she thinks she's fat.

i sure wish that blonde in jeans would bail that sweater butt!

by sandspit September 17, 2007