molester mobile

full sized van from 1970's to 1980's with either no rear windows at all, or heavily-tinted 'tear drop', or 'heart-shaped' windows.

oh my god, did you see that scary guy with a mullet driving that molester mobile slow down and stare at us? creepy!

by sandspit September 07, 2007

barrelled

west coast beach slang, getting a sick tube ride.

whoa! mario just got barrelled for five seconds on that wave!

by sandspit October 08, 2007

gwomble

gwomble (verb) successful and deft attempt at, to get, to own, to grab.

First joe gwombled her number, then two days later he gwombled her goodies. to gwomble

by sandspit June 29, 2007

celebrathlete

an athlete that has attained celebrity status through either their physical prowess, or their off-field shenanigans.

What's the dispatcher code for "rampaging blonde wacking celebrathlete husband with golf club"?

by sandspit November 30, 2009

laggard

laggard noun: anyone who takes too long to do anything, especially while driving.

this fucking laggard is just sitting there at the green arrow...WTF?!

by sandspit August 28, 2007

weasileurant

adjective: weasely by nature. cheap, dishonest.

"I can't beleive Alvin went behind my back, and asked her out! that is the most weasileurant shit ever!"

by sandspit October 03, 2007

sweater butt

a young woman with a really nice butt hiding it from view because she thinks she's fat.

i sure wish that blonde in jeans would bail that sweater butt!

by sandspit August 28, 2007