sandspit's definitions

exhaustile

exhaustile (noun) someone with absolutly no energy or enthusiasum.

Alvin was such an exhaustile, he took the elevator down one floor.

by sandspit July 31, 2007

unfuckwithable

under the false impression that you are at the pinnacle, untouchable or otherwise impervious to any physical or verbal attack.

Chet's big 'unfuckwithable' tatoo got him beat-up at the local bar, then hassled and arrested by the cops, and finally hazed by the inmates in county jail. He might want to re-think that one.

by sandspit December 29, 2009

dillsack onchin

antagonist in JAKE THE PIMP feature movie.

or, anyone you personally know, that deserves to have a dick in their mouth, and a hairy, sweaty, smelly sack of balls on their chin.

at the club Joe returns from the restroom to find some lame guy hitting hard on his girlfriend.

Joe: hey aren't you that famous asian actor Dillsack Onchin?!

Alvin: I don't know, am I?

by sandspit November 25, 2007

hatter

noun: west coast beach slang. someone who poses as a surfer, but would never risk a rag-doll.

mike: hey Alvin, why did you bolt that surfboard to the roof of your car?

Alvin: oh, the last one got stolen one night last month. hatter

by sandspit September 24, 2007

derek call

to make a bad decision, to exercise poor judgment, make a bad call. Derelict at duty.

President Bush's downright derek call to allow Mexican truckers free access to American highways, was blocked by emergency legislation.

by sandspit November 8, 2007

gwomble

gwomble (verb) successful and deft attempt at, to get, to own, to grab.

First joe gwombled her number, then two days later he gwombled her goodies. to gwomble

by sandspit July 31, 2007

chumplestiltskin

noun: somewhat harmless older man that gets loud and threatening in public in an empty show of bravado.

I think that group of skateboarders are put the hurt on that crazy chumplestiltskin.

by sandspit September 17, 2007