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A spinnoff of pwn derived from the english word "telephone", telepwn is used to mark the impending action of pwning.
telepwn call for you.
telepwn by ryan y February 23, 2005
Urban Dictionary Merch
Combination of teleport (telepr0t) and pwn.
A way of instagibbing (see pwn, gib, own) someone in Unreal Tournament games with the teleporter gun.

Past tense: telepwnt, telepwnd
ZOMG I got telepwnt by blue campers when I got the flag!!
telepwn by Drivestort August 9, 2006
While playing Halo 3, using the gravity lift to own someone. Also when someone enters a teleporter, a player on the other side drop a grenade, or instantly kills the player as he exits the teleporter. When someone goes on a gravity lift, man cannon, drop a plasma grenade, if he gets stuck, he was just TelePWN'd. You must have background info on Halo 3 to understand.
Tom: Ha, I got away from you!
Timothy: No you didn't.
Tom: This gravity lift will help me get away.
Timothy: Not if I do this!!!
Tom: OH NO!!! I got TelePWN'd!!!
TelePWN'd by Roflcopter Pilot June 3, 2009

telepanhandler 

telepanhandler, n. A subspecies of telemarketer devoted to soliciting donations, but no less annoying for all that.
"Hey, you're interrupting my favorite TV show you expletives deleted telepanhandler!" Click.
telepanhandler by Karl Pfeifer December 10, 2005

telepanic 

That feeling when you don't know where your phone is!
I was in a telepanic when I couldn't find my phone before my meeting.
telepanic by FireMetalMan June 6, 2016

telepenisis 

When two bros think of the same thing at the same time. (both having a penis)
"That girl has a fatty" said James and Noah at the same time. "Bro! We just had telepenisis!" said James.
telepenisis by jimmy big z August 10, 2017

telepenisis 

the ability to reach orgasm using only the mind with no physical touching of the penis
wow with my new telepenisis skill i got off 4 times in geography class and ridded my self of hepatitis
telepenisis by Chim April 21, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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