Similar to Butt Dial, a Cheek Mute is when you hold your phone up to your face to talk, your cheek pushes the mute button without you realizing it.
I called my friend and kept saying hello, hello and shaking my phone wondering why he wasn’t answering me. I finally looked at the phone and realized I had cheek muted.
by rpcgal January 18, 2022
Get the Cheek Mutemug. Unlike pro-rated, when a someone discounts a service because you stopped using it, bro-rated is when one of your buddies offers you a deal up front.
My fraternity brother rents his ski condo for $1,200 a week. He let me have it for the bro-rated price of $450.
by rpcgal January 30, 2021
Get the bro-ratedmug. Last week my wife went on a shoefari with her friends and bagged two pairs of Jimmy Choos a leopard print Prada.
by rpcgal January 30, 2021
Get the Shoefarimug. Derived from Illuminati, Veganaties are the enlightened vegans who feel the need to inform everyone of their superior dietary choices.
Having dinner with my cousin the veganati, I had to endure 2 hours hearing about his food choices and how chia pudding tastes better than cheesecake.
by rpcgal November 24, 2022
Get the Veganatimug. I started my car and my wife’s phone call from inside the house started coming in on my car speaker. I realized when she borrowed my car last night, I had become the victim of a Bluetooth Carjacking.
by rpcgal January 29, 2022
Get the Bluetooth Carjackingmug. When no one will give you the gratification of a job well done, you are forced to masterbask in your own accomplishment.
No one would give me the credit I deserved for a great project at work, so I was forced to shut the door to my office and masterbask.
I had just finished painting the bathroom and showed my wife, she said "fine" but you have more work to do. I needed to masterbask in my accomplishment. Then I felt better.
I had just finished painting the bathroom and showed my wife, she said "fine" but you have more work to do. I needed to masterbask in my accomplishment. Then I felt better.
by rpcgal October 12, 2010
Get the masterbaskmug. I don't know what's wrong doctor. I never get to go out with my friends anymore or watch the game on the weekend. We’re always doing things with my wife’s friends. We joined a book group and go clothes shopping together. Hmm, sounds like a severe case of testicular matrophy to me.
by rpcgal September 04, 2013
Get the testicular matrophymug.