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TheLord968

also TheNoob968

is a person who constantly says the lyrics to songs for no apparent reason

also may say "teh shaftage"
that person is nearly as n00by as TheLord968
by Ross September 2, 2004
mugGet the TheLord968mug.

chav

trampy little fucks. they are little morons who think that just cos they have a few hard mates they are the bee's knee's personaly i want to organise 'chav hunting' wouldnt that be a bloody good sport ? jus get a few horses sum mates and a pack of dogs then chase em and laugh with glee as your dogs rip them appart. now that would be a bloody good sport !.

the chavetts are just poor hoes who think that by getting pregannt that are kool. well lets all laugh at them cos they are poor nd fuckin useless !
strawberry hill in london - it was a nice area but theres one road with pikey houses in it. not you see about 1000 lil turds roaming up nd down the street with their crappy lil peds thinking they are hard. im quite tempted to start a game outa my window called 'see who can hit the passing ped with a brick' a hit gets you 10 points.
by ross June 24, 2004
mugGet the chavmug.

for real

Can be used in place of "yes."
"Are you coming to watch the jelly-wrestling Brian?"

"For real, man."
by Ross October 14, 2003
mugGet the for realmug.

women drivers

there is absolutely no worse driver than this. especially when driving a big suv (ie expedition, suburban, etc) and/or talking on the cell phone
hey some woman driver ran me off the road in her excursion while she was talking on her cell phone
by ross March 11, 2004
mugGet the women driversmug.

SITC Speak

A strongly homosexual erotic way of talking between a group of German idiots, visiting the SITC portal.
OMG The way everyone talks on SITC is so gay.
by Ross March 31, 2004
mugGet the SITC Speakmug.

huddersfield goose grip

A sexual act which invovles grabbing a woman by her hair and pulling it under her legs. As the woman is doubled over she can be penetrated from the rear.
"I got goose gripped by a cockmaster last night, i've got such a crick in the neck"
by Ross October 31, 2004
mugGet the huddersfield goose gripmug.

bum fluff

*imaging man picking arse*

umm found piece of 'bum fluff'
by Ross January 31, 2003
mugGet the bum fluffmug.

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