I can see how that happened

Something to say when you see a gorgeous woman pushing a baby stroller or carrying a child. It's considered a subtle way of pointing out a hottie in the vicinity.

Opposite of I can't see how that happened.

First example:
Guy #1: Look at that MILF over there!
Guy #2: I can see how that happened.

Second example:
Guy #1: Blah blah blah blah blah.
Guy #2: (nods in a direction) I can see how that happened.
Guy #1: Oh yeah, totally.

by Roll Here Eggo July 10, 2009

Viagroan

1. An audible indication from a woman that the sexual advances of an older man are not welcomed.
2. The howl of a woman that is experiencing the full, sustained benefits of Viagra.

For 1: What's with that Viagroan? We always get busy on Wednesday night.
For 2: Neighbors are upset at all the Viagroaning at 8pm.

by Roll Here Eggo October 30, 2008

mickle

The oblong piece of plastic that is sometimes found in the handle of a gallon of milk. They are considered lucky by some human tribes and collected to increase their odds to win the lottery.

I got all the way home with the groceries and found a mickle still stuck to my milk.

I saw a gypsy at 7-11 buying lotto tickets with a mickle in their left hand.

by Roll Here Eggo July 16, 2009

asswrapper

A female who walks around wearing a jacket or sweater around their waist, ruining the visual inspection and categorization of their assets. This has the common reaction of disappointment and side-to-side head shaking among the booty lovers.

Large amounts of cleavage can mitigate the mental anguish of this condition. Although it is usually an aesthetic crime to asswrap, there are individuals that are allowed, or even required, to be asswrappers.

Some consider asswrappers bad luck and try to make sure they don't cross their path.

Joe: Hey, John, 3 o'clock.
John: Oh man, it's just an asswrapper!

Jake: I was having a great day and then I saw 3 asswrappers in a row.

Jules: Asswrappers at the beach? Are you kidding me?!

by Roll Here Eggo April 28, 2009

outstall

To remove a program from a computer, usually with the hopes that the computer will performs actions that it once did, or achieve past perceived performance.

Kid: Daddy, can we play Koo Koo Co Co Pops on your computer?
Dad: Um, since I installed Boring Work App on my computer your game doesn't work.
Kid: Can't you just outstall it?

by Roll Here Eggo March 23, 2009

not typing that into google

Like TWSS, is used to make innuendo out of someone's comment. Can be used more broadly than TWSS, since it doesn't have to apply to the bedroom. Can also be said as, "don't type that into google".

You: Hand me that three-way light bulb.
Me: Not typing that into google.
(Laughter ensues)

You: That was a real shocker you gave me!
Me: Not typing that into google.
(Confused look by You)

You: Can you two pour the girls a cup?
Me: Don't type that into google.
(Disgusted look by You)

by Roll Here Eggo May 26, 2009

Tokyo Sandblaster

A sexual act where a Asian woman pours sand or another gritty material on a man's ass crack and then proceeds to sodomize him with a strap-on dildo, slapping and scratching him on the back. Origin: Conan's second TBS show.

Dude 1: Why you walking so funny?
Dude 2: Oh man, had a Tokyo Sandblaster last night.
Dude 1: Alright! (high fives)

by roll here eggo November 11, 2010