robertino's definitions

lifetime ban

When the doorman or owner of a nightclub forces you to leave the premises and bars you from ever returning.

I'm not allowed in that club. They gave me a lifetime ban, after I knocked out the bouncer.

by Robertino October 16, 2005

Brazilian Hook

A sexually aggressive act of foreplay or haptosis, popularized by Brazilian men at Carnivale; in which a man hooks his finger up a womans skirt to stimulate her pussy.

At Mardi Gras, a drunk girl grabbed my balls, so I reciprocated with the Brazilian hook.

by Robertino October 16, 2005

butterteeth

Eroded and yellowed teeth; that are a result of alkali corrosion; from smoking crack cocaine.

She smoked so much crack this summer, she's allready starting to get butterteeth!

by Robertino October 19, 2005

cannon

A large calibre handgun that is much more powerful then what is necessary for self defense, and carried as a phallic symbol. Examples include the: .44 magnum, .45 ACP, .45 GAP, 454 Casull, 460 Remington, .50 AE, or a 50 SW.

I pulled my cannon, and fired six shots.

by Robertino October 19, 2005

kiddie stroll

A segment of a red light district that’s oftenly frequented by a wide assortment of teenage prostitutes.

Last night I picked up a hot tightie, on kiddie stroll; and she sucked me off for only three lines of coke.

by Robertino October 16, 2005

ZZ Top beard

A very long beard that flows down all the way down to the belly, just like Billy Gibson and Dusty Hill of the legendary rock band (ZZ Top) have.

It took me four years to grow out my ZZ Top beard.

by Robertino October 16, 2005

innie

An artisticly perfect pussy in which the labia majoris conceals the tissues of the labia minoris and the clitoris, holding it all in beneath the slit.

"My girlfriend, has a nice tight innie, its so beautiful!"

by Robertino October 24, 2005