Comes from the film "Metropolitan" in a bar scene where two young republicansdefine themselves as cultured post-modern upper-middle class sophisticates; thus, Urban Haute Bourgeoisie, or UHB.
"That girlwon't date UHB, she's strictly prole; dating a frickin' electrician!"
An acronym for 'used up has been'. A woman in her late 20's who was once a barstar, but now on the road to becoming a cougar, who is past her prime, and starting to deteriorate from age. UHB's quite often display bitterness and acrimony to younger more attractive girls, and to men they can't control; especially to doormen who refuse to let them in through the [VIP} lineup at a nightclub.
Those nasty UHB's will never get into the VIP line, especially with that attitude.
When you're bored or have ADHD and proceed to type in (nearly) every button on your keyboard, from top right to bottom left. One might consider it the peak of boredom, but is there ever truly a peak? No matter how many combinations of letters you type in, there's always more. If someone actually managed to find EVERY SINGLE LAST ONE of these combination types, they'd be an absolute legend.
Me: *types ]'/=;.-[pl,0okm9ijn8uhb7ygv6tfc5rdx4esz3wa2q1`}"?+{:>_PL<)OKM(IJN*UHB&YGV^TFC%RDX$ESZ#WA@Q!~ into my keyboard*
Me: hey I should put this on urban dictionary.
The pinnacle of boredom. Once you have gotten here you will have been ascended and have slain the god of universe -10 to 50. You have reached the summit of reality. There is nothing left for you here. You will have the truth of the universe to be revealed to you. You have surpassed all powerful beings in all religions. You are now the ultimate being. But you have nothing left. The real meaning of life is shown. Nothing really exists. We live in a reality that as always moving, always changing. In this reality you may think that things that you care about are there but they are not. Nothing is real. That is the truth.
Im going to type \]'/=;.-[pl,0okm9ijn8uhb7ygv6tfc5rdx4esz3wa2q1`1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-'=\|}"?+{:>_PL<)OKM(IJN*UHB&YGV^TFC%RDX$ES#W@Q! and see what happe- *dies*
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.