rich rick's definitions

mashin' cookies

when two females rub their hotboxes together with their legs in a scrissors-like formation!

> what r u doin'?
> watchin' a movie.
> are those two girls really mashin' cookies!?

by rich rick August 3, 2007

in the refrigerator

To say that something is in the refrigerator means that it's a sure thing. Made famous by legendary Los Angeles Lakers basketball play-by-play announcer Chick Hearn.

announcer #1 > can we put this one in the refrigerator?
chick > this game is in the refrigerator!

by rich rick June 21, 2013

dimeslot

noun The small butt crack showing on girls wearing very tight jeans.

> Whooaa.. look at that one over there!
> Yeahh.. did you see the dimeslot when she bent over?

by rich rick January 3, 2010

acornize

verb To acornize means to do what FOX News and conservatives did to ACORN, namely point out a single mistake and then build on that to condemn the whole organization. The word was first used on the Cynthia Black radio show.

Hannity is attempting to acornize of the safe schools czar.

by rich rick March 29, 2010

secret santa

This is a method of exchanging gifts amongst a group of people. All members enter their name into a pot. Then each member draws a name. You buy a Christmas gift for the person whose name you've drawn. You're supposed to keep the name of person you've drawn secret: thus "secret" santa.

Due to 8 years of Bush regime rule, we are now too poor to buy each member of the family a gift, so we'll do secret santa this year.

by rich rick March 30, 2010

sort you out

verb To sort out means to resolve some unfinished business or problem with someone or something.

bentley's gonna sort you out!

by rich rick December 30, 2009

on the table

To say that something is "on the table" means that said object is being used as a bargaining chip during negotiations. Used frequently during governmental budget negotiations as a political sacrifice.

Congressional Republicans, in their lust for lower taxes for the wealthy, let it be known that all social safety net programs are on the table.

by rich rick July 20, 2011