Absoloot

An underaged person’s water bottle that is filled with vodka

Jess walked out of the house with her Absoloot and I pretended i didn't know what was in it. She charged her friends $5 each to share her "water"

by raujero December 21, 2019

ginstigator

The friend who tries to get everyone else to do shots of booze whether they like to or not.

Our resident ginstigator Gene is once again the only one sober tonight.

by raujero December 10, 2016

Slopular

Status achieved by degrading oneself just to be liked by others.

Sahara didn't realize that she was so slopular. She was surrounded by people that didn't actually like her...

by raujero December 21, 2019

misterbating

Masturbating to the thought of an older male that you refer to as "Mister"

She got caught misterbating about her professor during class

by raujero December 08, 2016

Shituation

1) A really crappy predicament. A shitty situation that you find yourself in that is almost unfair.

2) An accidental poop event that requires some strategy to resolve

1. This COVID shituation makes it hard for me to drop a deuce in public places anymore.
2. I couldn't find an open restroom and now I've got a serious shituation to deal with before my meeting...

by raujero December 11, 2020

playing 3rd base coach

When the bill comes for food or drink, The friend who starts patting himself down searching his jacket and pants for money that he knows isn't there, like a third base coach giving signals to the batter. He's just waiting for the rest of the guys to come up with the bill

As soon as the bill came, Brett was playing 3rd base coach.

by raujero December 10, 2016

camel hoe

Any chick who knows she's sporting a camel toe but goes out anyway hoping that it will attract some action any way.

This camel hoe showed up to the party with nothing left to the imagination.

by raujero December 08, 2016