random's definitions

Croz

1. An cynical and unfortunately real being, often found lurking in online habitats and pubs.

2. A state of mind beyond cross, livid, or just plain narked.

1. The Croz lurked in the corner, peering over the rim of his pint of Old Speckled Hen.

2. The girl was so croz, she performed the act of Boonga Boonga on the sales assistant.

by Random January 26, 2004

paranoid

A 21'st Century Americans State of Mind!

Hmmm those people are protesting against George Dubya, quick blow them up they might be making weapons of mass distructing from a polystyrene cup some aluminium foil and a AA battery!!!

You must excuse my friend he's just a little paranoid.

by Random November 26, 2003

gobble

The guttural, chortling sound of a male turkey.

Nice meeting you Ms. Davis. I'll be sure to give you a call if i need someone to gobble on my cob.

by random March 4, 2004

mini mosher

annoying little wannabie bastards who buy the clothes and want to be alternative, genrally try to be as violent as townies whilst pretending there goths. listen to shit like slipknot and "pop-punk" (contradiction in terms i know) like blink 18suckarse.
If you ever see one even remotely near a real mosh, get in there and beat the fuck out of those annoying twats

/mini-mosher before- "ahh yeah mate, lets go start a mosh to blink 182"
/crying mini-mosher- "ahh man, i couldnt get out of the mosh and somone trod on my toe"

by random February 28, 2004

Shazback

A person who is gender-confused is a he/she/IT who visits multiple chat websites EVEN GIRLS CHAT SITES..EVEN THOUGH IT THINKS ITS A BOY and has no life or girlfriend. steals other peoples boyfriends..like ghosties and voldermorts. it's favourite subject is the Gaya Theory.

I think I am the owner of truth. My name must be Shazback.

by random January 19, 2005

the city

The city is known as and refered to as new york city, especially in jersey, because its so close and just understod that it is THE CITY and theres none like it

Random person1: Hey where you going this weekend
Random Person2:...the city
Random person1: oh sweet...where abouts
Random person2: Madison square garden....the knicks
Random Person1: nice...theyll loose

by random May 13, 2005

Pumpkin Tits

Michael Kylmasz, large man titties

Damn LunchBox, get your pumpkin tits out of my face...

by Random June 21, 2003