Hindenberg Heiny

The Oklahoma Version of a bubble butt.

The little boy at Walmart improved his view of the line by standing on his mommy's Hindenberg Heiny.

by quesondriac March 23, 2013

Janeane Garofalo

A comedienne/actress/liberal activist with about 100 entries on IMDB as an actress and about 100 entries as self. Accurately concluded Iraq did not have WMD's from not watching FOX news. Sports numerous tattoos and is 5'1" because she stunted her growth from smoking.

I saw Janeane Garofalo smoking while she was walking her dog!

by quesondriac January 31, 2010

Mentee

A word created sometime during the 20th
century by people who were ignorant of the
word protege.

My protege claims he was embarrassed to be
called a mentee.

by quesondriac August 11, 2010

dirty syrup guzzler

An unwashed Canadian, like Ted Cruz, who guzzles Maple Syrup to wash down his hot cakes!

Ted Cruz was born in Canada and is a dirty syrup guzzler!

by quesondriac November 10, 2013

Redneck Benny

A Redneck version of Eggs Benedict. Instead of half of an English muffin, topped with Canadian Bacon, a poached egg and Hollandaise sauce there is half a biscuit, topped with a sausage patty, fried egg and gravy. Despite it's Southern Origins and use of pork, it is fast becoming a favorite in North East Jewish Communities.

Once again David sneaked out of Brookline to enjoy some Redneck Benny in Dorchester before his Hebrew lessons.

by quesondriac June 01, 2010

Freedom Fries

What French Fries were called in restaurants and snack bars run by the House of Representatives from 2003 to 2006, because France claimed that Iraq did not have WMD's.

I guess we will have to give up saying Freedom Fries because the French were right about no WMD's.

by quesondriac July 03, 2010

Stare Fest

A stare fest is a movie that can't seem to come up with good dialogue,

so it has people stare at one another. Usually blankly.

Twilight was such a stare fest!

by quesondriac December 31, 2013