qbert 's definitions

winmx

A high quality internet file sharing program developed by Frontcode Technologies. WinMX is a good program for downloading mp3 files, software, movies, and all other types of useful data files.

Some users on the WinMX networks are bastards. They disconnect you even if you are sharing 700+ files!

Guy 1: Sweet merciful crap! You got Windows Longhorn!?! Where the hell did you get that?!!?

Guy 2: Off of WinMX...

by Qbert February 26, 2004

cpu

Central Processing Unit.

A CPU is basically the brains of your computer. Without a CPU, your computer would be an expensive paperweight.

I'm still running an Intel Celeron 500MHz CPU.

by Qbert October 28, 2003

Bob Barker

A cranky, old, impatient game show host who needs to give it up. He always feels the need to make rude comments to the contestants of the show, and is always rushing them.

I couldn't agree more with Adam Sandler in Happy Gilmore when he says, "I hate that Bob Barker".

Bob Barker: This is Bob Barker reminding you to help control the pet population. Have your pets spayed or neutered!

Me: Why doesn't someone have you spayed or neutered??

by Qbert July 10, 2005

dealie

Originated in an episode of the Simpsons. Used by fucking idiots who cant tell the difference between their assholes and a hole in the ground. They use this word because they cannot speak english and have trouble naming simple objects. Used in place of a noun.

Dude, I ve been drinking for three days, what's that dealie we use to funnel the beer?

by Qbert November 3, 2004

HMO

A group insurance that entitles members to services of participating hospitals and clinics and physicians.

The employess at my HMO are a bunch of homos.

by qbert February 4, 2004

SS

Super Slow. Often an emblem on many underpowered Chevy automobiles.

Guy 1: That's a Chevy Monte Carlo SS.
Guy 2: What does the "SS" stand for?
Guy 1: Super Slow.

by Qbert July 6, 2004

867-5309

One of the most famous telephone numbers in the world. Made famous by the 1980's song by Tommy Tutone. The number is a favorite among phreaks, prank callers, college students, or anyone else looking to raise some hell.

I called 867-5309 in my area code, and I got the Suicide Prevention Hotline.

by Qbert June 30, 2005