qbert's definitions

Clerks

One of the best cult classic movies of the 1990s. Clerks was written and directed by Kevin Smith, and was released in late 1994.

In my opinion, Randal is the funniest character in Clerks.


Randal: Have you ever wondered how much the average jizz-mopper makes per hour?

Dante: What's a jizz-mopper?

Randal: He's the guy that cleans up the nudie booth after each guy jerks off.

by Qbert May 15, 2004

The Wall

A great album by the rock band Pink Floyd. The Wall has many great songs such as "Young Lust", "Hey You", "Comfortably Numb", and many other memorable tunes. The Wall was released in 1979, but it sounds fresh, even today!

In my opinion, Pink Floyd's "The Wall" is the last great Floyd album.

by Qbert February 8, 2004

ytcracker

totally fucking suite. one time, me and ytcracker smoked mad marlboro reds and hollered at batman on the batman phone. do not front, because even if you're jealous, you've got to come to the realization that you're a hater. must suck to be an aohaxor and never make a name for yourself :)

ytcracker pwned my box and my girlfriend's, too.

by qbert April 5, 2005

GetMem

GetMem() is the Turbo Pascal/Delphi equivalent to C/C++'s malloc() function; which is used for dynamic memory allocation in computer programming.

When the C programmer whipped out malloc(), the Pascal programmer whipped out GetMem() in defense.

by Qbert June 13, 2005

Lee

A famous jean company. Lee is second best to Levi's.

I just baught me a new pair of Lee jeans.

by qbert January 29, 2006

Led Zeppelin

A band in which their lead singer (Robert Plant) screams like a banshee.

Led Zeppelin I is my favorite Zeppelin album.

by qbert October 3, 2003

poofing

to engage in smoking, generally marijuana.

me and my boys were poofing on a fat blunt.

by qbert June 1, 2003