qbert's definitions

cahps

How someone from Boston pronounces "Cops"

I'm gonna call the cahps on ya.

by Qbert July 30, 2004

SOCKS

A protocol for handling TCP traffic through a proxy server. It can be used with virtually any TCP application, including Web browsers and FTP clients. It provides a simple firewall because it checks incoming and outgoing packets and hides the IP addresses of client applications.

There are two main versions of SOCKS -- V4 and V5. V5 adds an authentication mechanism for additional security. There are many freeware implementations of both versions. One of the most common V5 implementations is SOCKS5, developed by NEC.

Before I attempted to hack that server, I connected through multipe SOCKS proxies.

by Qbert July 30, 2004

hard on

1. An erect penis.
2. A contemptible person.

Why you fuckin' hard on!! I'll fuckin' Carlton Fisk ya fuckin' head with a Lousiville fuckin' sluggah!!

by Qbert July 30, 2004

security

Something that is foreign to Microsoft.

Microsoft's Internet Explorer has hundreds of security flaws.

by Qbert July 31, 2004

gmail

A brand new email service by Google that offers 1GB of email storage. Gmail is currently in its early stages, but when it finally goes mainstream, its gonna blow Hotmail and Yahoo's mail services offline!

Who does a guy have to fuck around here in order to get a Gmail invite!?!

by Qbert August 1, 2004

ytcracker

totally fucking suite. one time, me and ytcracker smoked mad marlboro reds and hollered at batman on the batman phone. do not front, because even if you're jealous, you've got to come to the realization that you're a hater. must suck to be an aohaxor and never make a name for yourself :)

ytcracker pwned my box and my girlfriend's, too.

by qbert April 5, 2005

Roger Waters

Bassist/singer of the rock group Pink Floyd.

Roger Waters' bass playing and vocals are somewhat haunting...

by Qbert December 27, 2004