jaguar

A British car manufacturer that has a reputation of designing and building low quality so-called "Luxury" cars. Jaguars can often be seen with a Reject sticker on the windshield.

1. I saw a guy trying to start his Jaguar, and he couldn't get the engine to turn over for the world!

2. I wouldn't drive a Jaguar even if it was given to me free!

by Qbert October 12, 2004

The Wall

A great album by the rock band Pink Floyd. The Wall has many great songs such as "Young Lust", "Hey You", "Comfortably Numb", and many other memorable tunes. The Wall was released in 1979, but it sounds fresh, even today!

In my opinion, Pink Floyd's "The Wall" is the last great Floyd album.

by Qbert February 08, 2004

netbsd

Without a doubt, the best free UNIX-like operating system available. NetBSD is known for it's portability, security, and stability. I would even go as far to say NetBSD is even better than OpenBSD. FreeBSD would be a close second to NetBSD. NetBSD is also superior to the UNIX ripoff operating system: "Linux".

Compared to to many distributions of Linux, such as "Slackware", NetBSD is easier to install, is more secure, and is more stable.

by Qbert May 12, 2004

ytcracker

totally fucking suite. one time, me and ytcracker smoked mad marlboro reds and hollered at batman on the batman phone. do not front, because even if you're jealous, you've got to come to the realization that you're a hater. must suck to be an aohaxor and never make a name for yourself :)

ytcracker pwned my box and my girlfriend's, too.

by qbert April 05, 2005

answering machine

An electronic device which is designed to automatically answer your phone calls. People who are too cheap to get voice mail usually have an answering machine.

I got rid of my answering machine and got voice mail instead.

by Qbert August 22, 2003

need some wood?

A sexual reference. It could mean the same as "Want to get it on?", or something to that effect.

Guy: Need some wood, baby?
Girl: Sure!

by Qbert November 02, 2004

867-5309

One of the most famous telephone numbers in the world. Made famous by the 1980's song by Tommy Tutone. The number is a favorite among phreaks, prank callers, college students, or anyone else looking to raise some hell.

I called 867-5309 in my area code, and I got the Suicide Prevention Hotline.

by Qbert June 30, 2005