asterisk

asterisk is open source PBX software designed for the Linux operating system.

asterisk eliminates the need of buying hundreds or even thousands of dollars worth of dedicated PBX hardware.

Aside from Linux, asterisk also runs on various other operating systems, including: BSD, OS X, and now the Windows operating system using "AstWind" package.

Admin: We need a PBX for our organization, but we're kinda low on cash to buy expensive PBX hardware...

Assistant: No problem! Use asterisk, the open source Linux PBX.

Admin: I feel so stupid...

by Qbert February 02, 2005

skaggy-bawed

As described in the book "Trainspotting," too high on cocaine to have sex.

I want to, but all that skag has made me so damn skaggy-bawed.

by qbert January 18, 2005

let's fuck this bitch

A slang term for "Let's get out of here!". It can also mean to rape someone.

Guy 1: "Man, Let's fuck this bitch"

Guy 2: "Word, yo"

by Qbert July 05, 2004

Bob Barker

A cranky, old, impatient game show host who needs to give it up. He always feels the need to make rude comments to the contestants of the show, and is always rushing them.

I couldn't agree more with Adam Sandler in Happy Gilmore when he says, "I hate that Bob Barker".

Bob Barker: This is Bob Barker reminding you to help control the pet population. Have your pets spayed or neutered!

Me: Why doesn't someone have you spayed or neutered??

by Qbert July 10, 2005

who

A legendary rock band. They wrote songs like "My Generation", "Love Rein O'er Me", "The Seeker", "Wont Get Fooled Again", "Baba O' Riley", and a bunch of other songs.

The Who

by Qbert October 10, 2003

wildflowers

One of Tom Petty's best album to date. "Wildflowers" was released in late 1994, and became an instant hit album. The album contained the songs "You Don't Know How It Feels", "Honey Bee", "You Wreck Me", "It's Good to be King", "Wildflowers", "House in the Woods", and many other great songs.

Some Tom Petty fans feel "Wildflowers" was Tom Pety's last great album.

by Qbert October 22, 2004

Back In Black

An AC/DC album. "Back In Black" is one of the greatest hard rock albums of all time.

AC/DC's "Back In Black" kicks the shit out of any music made today!

by Qbert October 28, 2003