Bob Barker

A cranky, old, impatient game show host who needs to give it up. He always feels the need to make rude comments to the contestants of the show, and is always rushing them.

I couldn't agree more with Adam Sandler in Happy Gilmore when he says, "I hate that Bob Barker".
Bob Barker: This is Bob Barker reminding you to help control the pet population. Have your pets spayed or neutered!

Me: Why doesn't someone have you spayed or neutered??
by Qbert July 10, 2005
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shell

A shell is the command processor interface. The command processor is the program that executes operating system commands. The shell, therefore, is the part of the command processor that accepts commands. After verifying that the commands are valid, the shell sends them to another part of the command processor to be executed.
When Windows failed to boot, I needed to use a DOS shell.
by qbert July 18, 2004
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2004

Hopefully the year Van Halen will finally release some new material.
It would be kick ass if Van Halen released a new album in 2004.
by Qbert February 09, 2004
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winmx

A high quality internet file sharing program developed by Frontcode Technologies. WinMX is a good program for downloading mp3 files, software, movies, and all other types of useful data files.

Some users on the WinMX networks are bastards. They disconnect you even if you are sharing 700+ files!
Guy 1: Sweet merciful crap! You got Windows Longhorn!?! Where the hell did you get that?!!?

Guy 2: Off of WinMX...
by Qbert February 26, 2004
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cpu

Central Processing Unit.

A CPU is basically the brains of your computer. Without a CPU, your computer would be an expensive paperweight.
I'm still running an Intel Celeron 500MHz CPU.
by Qbert October 28, 2003
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Clerks

One of the best cult classic movies of the 1990s. Clerks was written and directed by Kevin Smith, and was released in late 1994.
In my opinion, Randal is the funniest character in Clerks.


Randal: Have you ever wondered how much the average jizz-mopper makes per hour?

Dante: What's a jizz-mopper?

Randal: He's the guy that cleans up the nudie booth after each guy jerks off.
by Qbert May 15, 2004
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gate

A term often used on IRC to refer to a proxy server IP address.
<IRCer1> I'm a load all my flood bots and flood this channel!

*Bots Join Channel*

<IRCer2> Thanks for the gates!
by qbert July 18, 2004
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