java

The bastard child of C++ that nobody wants.

Look at that Java written application. It's so slow and resource consuming...

by Qbert June 29, 2005

winmx

A high quality internet file sharing program developed by Frontcode Technologies. WinMX is a good program for downloading mp3 files, software, movies, and all other types of useful data files.

Some users on the WinMX networks are bastards. They disconnect you even if you are sharing 700+ files!

Guy 1: Sweet merciful crap! You got Windows Longhorn!?! Where the hell did you get that?!!?

Guy 2: Off of WinMX...

by Qbert February 27, 2004

Back In Black

An AC/DC album. "Back In Black" is one of the greatest hard rock albums of all time.

AC/DC's "Back In Black" kicks the shit out of any music made today!

by Qbert October 29, 2003

gmail

A brand new email service by Google that offers 1GB of email storage. Gmail is currently in its early stages, but when it finally goes mainstream, its gonna blow Hotmail and Yahoo's mail services offline!

Who does a guy have to fuck around here in order to get a Gmail invite!?!

by Qbert August 02, 2004

hard on

1. An erect penis.
2. A contemptible person.

Why you fuckin' hard on!! I'll fuckin' Carlton Fisk ya fuckin' head with a Lousiville fuckin' sluggah!!

by Qbert July 31, 2004

skaggy-bawed

As described in the book "Trainspotting," too high on cocaine to have sex.

I want to, but all that skag has made me so damn skaggy-bawed.

by qbert January 19, 2005

HMO

A group insurance that entitles members to services of participating hospitals and clinics and physicians.

The employess at my HMO are a bunch of homos.

by qbert February 05, 2004