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GetMem() is the Turbo Pascal/Delphi equivalent to C/C++'s malloc() function; which is used for dynamic memory allocation in computer programming.
When the C programmer whipped out malloc(), the Pascal programmer whipped out GetMem() in defense.
by Qbert June 06, 2005

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The bastard child of C++ that nobody wants.
Look at that Java written application. It's so slow and resource consuming...
by Qbert June 29, 2005

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An operating system that destroyed the internet as we know it. When Microsoft introduced Windows 95, they opened the door for the scums of the internet.
Windows is like a Jaguar. They're both high priced, and they're both unreliable.
by Qbert January 21, 2005

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A slang term for "Let's get out of here!". It can also mean to rape someone.
Guy 1: "Man, Let's fuck this bitch"

Guy 2: "Word, yo"
by Qbert July 05, 2004

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Without a doubt, the best free UNIX-like operating system available. NetBSD is known for it's portability, security, and stability. I would even go as far to say NetBSD is even better than OpenBSD. FreeBSD would be a close second to NetBSD. NetBSD is also superior to the UNIX ripoff operating system: "Linux".
Compared to to many distributions of Linux, such as "Slackware", NetBSD is easier to install, is more secure, and is more stable.
by Qbert May 12, 2004

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As described in the book "Trainspotting," too high on cocaine to have sex.
I want to, but all that skag has made me so damn skaggy-bawed.
by qbert January 18, 2005

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A term often used on IRC to refer to a proxy server IP address.
<IRCer1> I'm a load all my flood bots and flood this channel!

*Bots Join Channel*

<IRCer2> Thanks for the gates!
by qbert July 18, 2004

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