qbert's definitions

newsgroup

A place where you have to walk on eggshells. In other words, you gotta be careful about what you post to a newsgroup, otherwise, you may end up getting flamed.

I introduced myself to the newsgroup, and ended up getting flamed.

by Qbert July 28, 2004

winmodem

A type of modem that relies on a computer's CPU, software, and the Windows operating system to work. Winmodems are known to be system resource hogs, and usually come with buggy drivers causing system instability.

Though Winmodems are intended to be used with the Windows operating system, there are Linux drivers available. Regardless of what you may read or hear, Winmodems are not real modems.

Controller-based modems are superior to Winmodems because they don't rely on your computer's CPU or operating system to work.

by Qbert February 8, 2005

honda

The Ultimate Ricer Machine.

Look at Carlos ricing up his Honda Accord.

by Qbert October 23, 2004

skaggy-bawed

As described in the book "Trainspotting," too high on cocaine to have sex.

I want to, but all that skag has made me so damn skaggy-bawed.

by qbert January 18, 2005

ytcracker

totally fucking suite. one time, me and ytcracker smoked mad marlboro reds and hollered at batman on the batman phone. do not front, because even if you're jealous, you've got to come to the realization that you're a hater. must suck to be an aohaxor and never make a name for yourself :)

ytcracker pwned my box and my girlfriend's, too.

by qbert April 5, 2005

GetMem

GetMem() is the Turbo Pascal/Delphi equivalent to C/C++'s malloc() function; which is used for dynamic memory allocation in computer programming.

When the C programmer whipped out malloc(), the Pascal programmer whipped out GetMem() in defense.

by Qbert June 13, 2005

dealie

Originated in an episode of the Simpsons. Used by fucking idiots who cant tell the difference between their assholes and a hole in the ground. They use this word because they cannot speak english and have trouble naming simple objects. Used in place of a noun.

Dude, I ve been drinking for three days, what's that dealie we use to funnel the beer?

by Qbert November 3, 2004