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Buck Breaking Flag

A gay pride flag with a brown line triangle on it. Representing the inclusion of blacks being sodomized,

That slaver got left-progressive one day and put up a pride flag in his honor. The Buck Breaking Flag.

by pornstitute July 27, 2024

FAG

Acronym for Fickle Ass Gambler, designed as a way to describe a Versatile Homosexual, as in the act of Comedian, The Black Jester

That FAG can't pick take it or jam it in the ass.

by pornstitute December 28, 2022

Pudgelism

The art of penile jousting, pointing your penis into another one to see who has the strongest blast.
Also, Pudgelist and Pudgelize (to scorch the other jouster). Used in Standup of The Black Jester.

The pudgelist turned blasted and scorched the other man's penis. He pudgelized the other man. It's what pudgelism is all about.

by pornstitute April 10, 2023

Couch Chowder

A crude seminal discharge, created by Colorado Frat boy after he prematurely ejaculates to someone's daughter.
A Transcendental Meditation sacrament.

Those frat boys are pigs, he left a whole load of couch chowder on my furnature.

by pornstitute August 7, 2023

Coffee Bong

A Japanese Coffee device known as a syphon.

He made a strong brew with his coffee bong.

by pornstitute April 25, 2023

Poutined

The act of having a sexual release during defecation.

Releasing sexually over a pile of diarrhea or shit.

He poutined when he realized he had total control.

by pornstitute October 8, 2023

Rhinotarian

A libertarian with a sense of humor. A libertarian Comedian. Inclined to Free Speech action. Based on the Rhino Party as blended with the Libertarian Party, Vancouver-East in 2019's libertarian party had a Comedian and Rhino member, and there are US examples such as Vermin Supreme. PJ O'Rourke. Trey Parker/Matt Stone.

That Rhinotarian's campaign promises free ponies.

by pornstitute November 14, 2019