pornstitute's definitions

Cuomosexual

Someone who is sexually excited by the idea of being aggressively sexual harassed.

The cuomosexual thought day and night about being pinned to a wall, kissed and fondled, trembling in fear.

by pornstitute June 21, 2022

Amber Rose

Prolapsed anus (as heard in the comedy of "The Black Jester").

The Black Jester told a joke "What's an amber rose, sounds like prolapsed anus," as he jokes about the slut walk.

by pornstitute December 2, 2022

Millie

Millie, or a Millie, is a straight man made a gay bitch for the first time.

That dude was made a Millie by that homo.

by pornstitute November 20, 2023

TEL

A Trans Exclusionary Lesbian, a Lesbian that will refuse to date, be attracted to, or have sex with someone born a Male.

That TEL won't date me because I was born male.

by pornstitute October 15, 2021

MUMs The Word

A criticism pertaining the management, when criticising middle management or other useless and expensive building hold backs, Gölök Buday, the Black Jester would say "MUMs the word," going back to the 2000 election when Maharishi's university of Management started getting noticed, ala John Hageline.

Products would cost less if they spent less of tedious corporate bureaucracy, MUMs the Word!

by pornstitute August 16, 2023

Mixed Berry

A roughed up pile ridden ass, not quite yet prolapsed. Usually a versatile homosexual anus after a week.

That Mixed Berry looks nasty, I want to puke.

by pornstitute October 19, 2023

Hawk Tuah

In a sick a tipsy state you mispronounce doctor and cluelessly being sent show to show, no one realizing you were once on Ford Farlane, not a 21 year old girl.

Hawk Tuah is once again on another podcast and both parties have no idea why.

by pornstitute August 5, 2024