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True enlightenment. You are more than just the average qwertyiop. You have ascended to brotherhood.

Guy 1: "ryeuwiqoapsldkfjghzmxncbv." *ascends*
Guy 2: "The hell was that?"

by poisonberries December 03, 2021

Cloud 9

When someone is very happy or filled with emotion. It was also a Disney movie in 2014.

Guy 1: "Eating that ice cream reminded me of 2005 and sent me to Cloud 9."
Guy 2: "I didn't know this ice cream was that ever so relevant to you."

by poisonberries December 02, 2021

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Where you're so bored you go to the number row on your keyboard and move up and down slowly to the middle.

8 year old: "I'm so fucking bored I decided to not do my iReady and typed 10qpwo2938eiru4756ty."

by poisonberries December 02, 2021

Erectile Dysfunction

The best word to say.

Guy 1: "I like to say erectile dysfunction a lot. It's fun to say."
Guy 2: "I'm leaving."

by poisonberries December 02, 2021

Glucacriful

A made up word by me because I was bored. I just put in some random mess in it, but it does have a real suffix, prefix, and root.

It means full of bitter and sweet (GLUC - sweet, acri - bitter, ful - full).

Guy 1: "This chocolate is so Glucacriful!"
Guy 2: "What?"
Guy 1: "It means bittersweet, dumbass."

by poisonberries December 03, 2021

Oi

When someone, usually British or Australian, yells in either anger, excitement, or fear. It generally needs context, and is usually said in the beginning of a sentence.

Anger: "Oi mate, you done steal my boat!"
Excitement: "Oi, look what you've done, mate! Now we can go back to Ireland!"
Fear: "Oi, I think that big croc is gonna get us."

by poisonberries December 02, 2021

zectbum

Made up out of pure boredom.

When preforming back anal sex and your penis starts to sting.

Guy 1: "I got a zectbum while I was in the bed with Amelia."
Guy 2: "Please stop, for the love of god. How many times have I put it into your mind, please, just get some help from a therapist."

by poisonberries December 03, 2021