Definitions by poisonberries

zectbum 

Made up out of pure boredom.

When preforming back anal sex and your penis starts to sting.

Guy 1: "I got a zectbum while I was in the bed with Amelia."
Guy 2: "Please stop, for the love of god. How many times have I put it into your mind, please, just get some help from a therapist."

zectbum by poisonberries December 3, 2021

ryeuwiqoapsldkfjghzmxncbv

True enlightenment. You are more than just the average qwertyiop. You have ascended to brotherhood.

Guy 1: "ryeuwiqoapsldkfjghzmxncbv." *ascends*
Guy 2: "The hell was that?"

ryeuwiqoapsldkfjghzmxncbv by poisonberries December 3, 2021

Barrel 

That hole that lets the bullet come out.

Drunk Fuck: "Hey M--MAhthew!! I gotassa eigh-t barreled shutgonnnn!"
Matthew: "What the hell?"

Barrel by poisonberries December 3, 2021

Glucacriful 

A made up word by me because I was bored. I just put in some random mess in it, but it does have a real suffix, prefix, and root.

It means full of bitter and sweet (GLUC - sweet, acri - bitter, ful - full).

Guy 1: "This chocolate is so Glucacriful!"
Guy 2: "What?"
Guy 1: "It means bittersweet, dumbass."

Glucacriful by poisonberries December 3, 2021

Erectile Dysfunction 

The best word to say.

Guy 1: "I like to say erectile dysfunction a lot. It's fun to say."
Guy 2: "I'm leaving."

Erectile Dysfunction by poisonberries December 2, 2021

Oi 

When someone, usually British or Australian, yells in either anger, excitement, or fear. It generally needs context, and is usually said in the beginning of a sentence.

Anger: "Oi mate, you done steal my boat!"
Excitement: "Oi, look what you've done, mate! Now we can go back to Ireland!"
Fear: "Oi, I think that big croc is gonna get us."

Oi by poisonberries December 2, 2021

Cloud 9 

When someone is very happy or filled with emotion. It was also a Disney movie in 2014.

Guy 1: "Eating that ice cream reminded me of 2005 and sent me to Cloud 9."
Guy 2: "I didn't know this ice cream was that ever so relevant to you."

Cloud 9 by poisonberries December 2, 2021