palintology

n. study in creationististic (!?) thought:
6001BC: nothing
6000BC: universe created with us at the center
7 days
rolls dice, tries once, fails
rolls again, fails, floods planet
rolls again...
hides dino skeletons to confuse

school of palintology:
palin: "blarg blarg
6001BC: nothing
6000BC: universe created with us at the center
7 days
rolls dice, tries once, fails
rolls again, fails, floods planet
rolls again...
hides dino skeletons to confuse
blarg"

by phillydrifter July 02, 2010

potato dust

(collective noun) individually small pieces of leftover chips left in the bottom of the bag, often no more than a half-inch by inch or smaller, which make up half the weight but 1/8 the space of every bag of chips, doritoes, pretzels or other snack material; forces those eating to pick up small stacks or awkwardly held bunches if you want to use the dip. (See also corn dust) Causes greasy fingers.

I accidentally dropped a bag of chips and created more potato dust at the bottom.

by phillydrifter September 02, 2010

pna

player dna; what makes a character a character in an MMORPG/mud/mush/etc.

P1: How do you cast purple fireballs?

P2: it's in my pna.

by phillydrifter June 13, 2006

negromobile

Any souped out/pimped up car with a loud stereo system, especially base to annoy the living shit out of everyone in a 5 mile radius; makes good target practice in the wrong neighborhoods to get it's tires shot out.

"Hear about Diesel's ride, man?" "Nah man what happen?" "Left his negromobile run idle outside to make a drug deal, and that mofo got shot to shit."

by Phillydrifter February 08, 2009

goesintight

(verb) goes-<b>in</b>-tite: mock translation of German phase habitually repeated after someone sneezes.

AIM:
SexyHottie694u: Oh gosh, I just sneezed
StudMale4u2nite: goesintight
SexyHottie694u:...
StudMale4u2nite: i don't know how to spell it in german, it means 'god bless you' or something like that
SexyHottie694u: oh you are so sweet, thank you, lets make babies

by Phillydrifter December 13, 2007

texas porridge

(noun): - a typical bowl of stew or chili for a certain locale, typical of various ethnic groups. Can be anything from venison stew in the northeast to various chowders to generous stews and hearty (non-water based) gruels.

Man that 7 hour flight cost me a trip, can ya get me a bowl of texas porridge/garbage and a few buttered rolls?

by phillydrifter November 12, 2010

omnomlicious

to say that something is delicious in an internet-savvy way; attributed to 'om nom nom' kittens eating.

Regular popping corn, 62¢/lb, every kernel pops, spiced with McCormick's Montreal steak seasoning, is omnomlicious

by phillydrifter August 30, 2009