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steakon and eggs 

Steak bacon and eggs for breakfast, normally consumed by fat gunshop owners
"Andy is so fat he thinks he invented steakon and eggs"
steakon and eggs by cdjp84 June 21, 2021

Steakover 

A hangover gotten when someone eats to much steak.

Usually results in stomach and occasionally back pain.
Dude did Jake just eat a 35oz porterhouse? He's gonna have a wicked steakover tomorrow
Steakover by jdizzle123apple April 10, 2010

Speakonia 

A text to speech program created so that people can make funny youtube videos. Includes Male voices 1 - 8 and 2 female voices. You can download additional voices, including Microsoft Sam.
"I want to make a funny video on YouTube but I don't have anyone to help me."

"Don't worry. Just play multiple roles and use Speakonia to change the voice for each."

Steamoned 

When someone’s so drunk they turn into a demon
Annas eyes were different directions.... she was steamoned
Steamoned by Russdog22 December 8, 2019
An intimate collaboration between two celestial beings, steak, and bacon. To be enjoyed on a sandwich, with eggs, with fries, on your significant other, and in whatever manner you please.
Dude 1 -"Hey Bro, what you eatin?"
Dude 2-"Oh nothing much...just STEACON"
steacon by oleblue March 17, 2010
The ritual where one covers their body in raw steak and calls to the steak God through a series of low pitched yells.
Steven's love for steak can only be fully expressed through his daily steaking sessions.
Steaking by Brillton June 29, 2014
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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