15 definition by phantom negromante

necromancer in spanish. A negromante is a person who brings the dead back to life for their own bidding.
the negromante from frankenstein brought the monster back to life only to bring popularity to himself.'
by phantom negromante May 21, 2019

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pussy reaching is when a guy/girl sticks their hand up a girls vageen like he is reaching for something
last night carl did some pussy reaching and it felt so good. it´s like he was grabbing my organs.
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by phantom negromante May 29, 2019

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a person named brandon whos last name starts with a b. we all know who this is. he need a showa.
omg do u smell that smelly arse over their
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by phantom negromante May 28, 2019

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Davids are very narcissistic and only think of themselves. No matter the evidence put against their argument they still argue for their point and it's not even arguing he starts yelling for no reason. They mistreat their wives either physically or mentally. They buy houses without wives permission and in the wives name. they drink and drive because they only care about themselves. they don't care about unborn babies and supports the killing of them. You feel quite uncomfortable around david and want to spend the least amount of time with him as possible. They are very arrogant and once they believe something that is the end of it he will never change his mind even if it is for the better. He is in all just very stupid and buys a house in a very bad neighborhood and allows for it to get robbed twice because he left the downstairs window open. Then he pays for very expensive stuff to fix up the house and goes bankrupt so even the amount of work he puts in the house isn't gotten back after selling the house because he used such expensive things for a house that no matter what will not be worth the money. Then the house he buys in his wives name is a crappy ass house he ends up putting a hole in the roof to get a matress upstairs? who in their right mind see's this as smart. He didnt ask his wife for her permission in having the house in her name. They will divorce eventually like anyone else who has dated him. but dont worry he will go get another wife from haiti.
omg look at david he only pays attention to his kid when other people are over. pls dont be like david
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by phantom negromante May 23, 2019

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chewing. can also be a joke when u ask someone if they masticate
its so annoying when she is masticating
by phantom negromante May 29, 2019

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when something hurts so bad that it is a similar feeling to getting a stick in your ask or a dick
buttcheek on a stick
by phantom negromante May 29, 2019

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a person named isaac. they are big dweebs and cunt buffets
isaac is such a dweeb he plays fortnite
by phantom negromante May 29, 2019

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