peter's definitions

Pinja

1.A pirate who practices the art of the ninja. Has the characteristics of a pirate; the abilities of a ninja.
2. One who kicks ass.

Holy shit! That pinja just totally cut that guys head off! Kick ass!

by Peter July 31, 2003

your mom

"your mom" tries to make the victim believe that the attacker is acquainted with the victim's mother.

Victim: I can't seem to get this to function properly.
Attacker: I can't seem to get your mom to function properly.

by Peter March 13, 2004

tallon

a tall lanky fag that loves cock and smokes bongs from his ass

small dick
raped in the ass at the lakes and got his shoe stolen

by peter May 29, 2003

catfish

At either end of the social spectrum, there lies a leisure class. A catfish is a person who simultaneously lives in both--for example, eating corn dogs in a Porsche, or drinking champagne while homeless.

Look at that dirty rock climber with a Makers and soda in a crystal tumbler--what a catfish!

by Peter February 24, 2004

frum

a religious observant Jew

Is it possible to be gay and frum at the same time?

by Peter December 15, 2003

kobewest

A cool cat who posts on the something awful forums.

oh wow kobewest is a HIL-AR-IOUS poster!

by PETER September 8, 2003

cone fuck

To have sexual intercourse with an uncircumsized penis.

Girl:Lets fuck
Guy:There's one problem though
Girl:What???
Guy:I have a needle dick
Girl: EEWWWW!!! CONE FUCK!!!!

by peter October 13, 2004