pinch a loaf

(Verb) To take a bowel movement.

Oh man, I gotta pinch a loaf wicked bad!

by Peter May 30, 2006

raspberry swirl

When you eat out a girl while she's on her period.

Susan was on her rag, so I ended up giving her a raspberry swirl.

by Peter September 24, 2003

special olympics hopeful

an insult; one who can only hope of being in the special olympics.

Matt's another special olympics hopeful.

by Peter April 16, 2004

STD Grab Bag

A fucking splendid hardcore punk band out of the the Chicago suburbs.

Originally called the 'Target Rats', they decided to change their name and asked the crowd at a show for ideas; STD Grab Bag was the one they went with, and have remained since.

ME: Hey Jesus, let's go to the STD Grab Bag show!

JESUS: Fuck yeah!

by Peter December 14, 2004

abchester

abchester comes from the root word "random" it has applications throughout time and space and the mere collective harness of the world wide web could not contain enough space to explain it thoroughly.

That moment was totally abchester.

by Peter April 03, 2005

penisenvious

As old as Adam. It started when Eve gave Adam the apple. War of the sexes!

If Eve had not been penisenvious the apple might still be on the tree.

by Peter May 15, 2005

penisenvious

A female or females who will do anything to prove that they can do anything as good as a male

She is penisenvious !

by Peter April 23, 2005