ghost turds

Tufts and whorls of accumulated dirt found on floors and under beds, couches, etc. in unswept rooms.

Joe, straighten up your room! And do something about those ghost turds near the grandfather clock!

by pentozali February 06, 2006

lekh tizdayen

Hebrew for "Fuck you!"

Lekh tizdayen! Halevay, shetamut bakever shel Hitler, ben zonah!

by pentozali August 12, 2012

amen

The American Museum of Natural History, in New York City. From the initials AMNH and the fact that one thanks G-d that there is such a fine cultural institution in New York.

I love to go to amen just to see the Hall of Dinosaurs and the Hall of Minerals and Gems.

by pentozali May 05, 2013

hot dog bun

The labia majora of the vagina.

Oh, Rita, I wanna tap some ass right now---let me see that hot dog bun!

by pentozali August 29, 2006

thermometer

An oboe, because of its overall thin shape.

I have to practice that solo on the 'ole thermometer.

by pentozali November 10, 2005

homosaxual

Jocularly, a person who prefers to play musical instruments of the same class: sopranino/soprano/alto/tenor/baritone/bass/contrabass/subcontrabass saxophones, for example, but doesn't necessarily have to be saxophones.

Keith is a homosaxual...he's tried every kind of saxophone in existence!

by pentozali March 26, 2014

drop tone

The sound an object makes as it's falling onto a surface.

I could tell by the drop tone that it was your pen that fell out of your pocket, not your ring.

by pentozali August 21, 2012