pbmax's definitions

hiposterous

Having extraordinarily large hips. A combination of hips and preposterous.

Not to be confused with hippoposterous.

Kim Kardashian may have all kinds of implants, but she's naturally hiposterous.

by PBMax September 28, 2008

Metattle

Someone who reveals that someone else has revealed something. From the Greek meta meaning "after" and the Middle English tattle meaning "tattle."

Vanity Fair metattled on W. Mark Felt's involvement in the Watergate scandal by outing him as "Deep Throat."

by PBMax November 4, 2007

Black Irish Twins

Siblings born in the same year to different mothers.

A pun on Irish twins, Black Irish, and the multigenerational deterioration of African-American families.

NB: You don't have to be Black to have a Black Irish Twin.

The other eighth graders thought Dion and Errol were kidding about being "brothers from another mother," but they mean it literally since they were Black Irish Twins.

by PBMax February 23, 2008

flickr frolic

The act of absent-mindedly perusing flickr photostreams, often of people you don't know.

When Flickrvision or Tiltviewer bring up something really interesting, Franklyn likes to flickr frolic through those accounts.

by PBMax May 1, 2008

finger footsie

An alternate description of holding hands which reinforces its intimate aspects. Used by individuals who are feeling smothered by their significant others.

Whenever Cyriac played finger footsie with Priya, she felt like an animal in steel trap that must gnaw its appendage off to escape.

by PBMax January 9, 2009

Whoristorian

People who can remember almost every guy/girl their friends have hooked up with, how they met, where they were, what nickname they gave the guy/girl and why they were dubbed said nickname. Portmanteau of whore and historian.

Ellie was so adept at recalling her friends' hookups that they dubbed her a "whoristorian."

by PBMax March 13, 2009

factorial funny

Reading "!" used for punctuation as if they designated the mathematical function factorial.

LEX: I used Yahoo Factorial to look for Panic Fatorial @ The Disco concerts.
IRA: Since when is the word factorial funny?

by PBMax May 1, 2008