pbmax's definitions
Goyim with a fetish for Jewish people and/or Judaica. Derived from the English appropriation of the Japanese word otaku.
"Jewish" is itself a highly contested term, so someone you view as a Jewtaku may actually self-identify as Jewish.
Not to be confused with a Jewish otaku (aka a jewbaka).
"Jewish" is itself a highly contested term, so someone you view as a Jewtaku may actually self-identify as Jewish.
Not to be confused with a Jewish otaku (aka a jewbaka).
VIE: Elvis was a Jewtaku 'cause he used to wear a chai necklace.
ELI: His mother's mother's mother was Jewish.
VIE: I stand corrected -- Mitochondrial DNA FTW!
ELI: His mother's mother's mother was Jewish.
VIE: I stand corrected -- Mitochondrial DNA FTW!
by PBMax May 20, 2008
Get the Jewtakumug. Black people with extremely fair complexions (because they're so HIGH yellow it's like they're in orbit around the earth).
JASON: Why aren't there any Black people in Guitar Hero?
DERON: There's Tom Morello; he's actually Halfrican.
JASON: But he's in orbit yellow; he'd ruin the curve on the brown paper bag test!
DERON: One-drop rule.
DERON: There's Tom Morello; he's actually Halfrican.
JASON: But he's in orbit yellow; he'd ruin the curve on the brown paper bag test!
DERON: One-drop rule.
by PBMax May 1, 2008
Get the In Orbit Yellowmug. by PBMax November 7, 2008
Get the chocolate rainbowmug. Skillful and/or clever — i.e. the opposite of maladroit. Although it denotes the same characteristics as adroit, it has the added value of making its user appear even more pompous. Humorously ironical employment is possible, iff the speaker's swagger was phenomenal.
Nobody who was socially bonadroit would actually use the word "bonadroit," as it just confuses people.
by PBMax March 9, 2008
Get the bonadroitmug. What you tell someone to do when that person is spending too much time online.
A combination of the word blogroll and the phrase slow your roll.
A combination of the word blogroll and the phrase slow your roll.
by PBMax August 8, 2008
Get the slow your blogrollmug. Someone you like but don't like-like. A pun on paramour and adore. Rarely reciprocal, because what really is in this crazy, mixed-up world?
After she broke up with him, Guillermo couldn't help but become Leah's paradour, but she had hurt him too much for them to ever get back together.
by PBMax March 9, 2008
Get the Paradourmug. People who can remember almost every guy/girl their friends have hooked up with, how they met, where they were, what nickname they gave the guy/girl and why they were dubbed said nickname. Portmanteau of whore and historian.
by PBMax March 13, 2009
Get the Whoristorianmug.