pater's definitions

kaisered

To be called out and chastised by superiors at work for being on the internet (mainly www.illiniboard.com) too much

"So I was posting something on the deuce when my boss walked up to my desk and I knew I was kaisered"

by Pater August 13, 2003

Fake Bake

Tanning at a tanning Salon

"HB went to go fake bake, to look good for the Halstead Street parade"

by Pater August 15, 2003

bundle of wood

a male that prefers the emotional/physical companionship of other males. A homosexual

Derived from "faggot"

by pater September 9, 2003

roast beef sammiches

Beer

Man I'm hung over today because of all those roast beef sammiches I had lastnight.(nm)

by Pater June 10, 2003

Pater

(1)a blustering browbeating person; especially : one habitually cruel to others who are weaker
(2)one who commits acts of violence

That guy is such a Pater, he pushed that old lady down the stairs and then kicked that American Bald Eagle

by Pater June 10, 2003

IBDA

Abbreviation for Illini Broads Do Anyone

I hooked up with the IBDA lastnight! (nm)

by Pater June 11, 2003

Cincinatti Surprise

When you take a shit in a pillow case and beat someone over the head with it several times.

Billy was bein' an ass so i gave him the ol' Cincinnati Surprise!

by Pater June 26, 2003