Definitions by partyrockstar222
Orange County Mom
A stereotypical soccer mom residing in Orange County, California that drives a huge SUV, and has children with pretentious hipster names like Keaton, Colton, and Tiffany. She drives her children in an expensive gas-wasting SUV, and Their SUV's have stickers like "War Is Not the Answer" or "United We Stand", although they consistently vote republican. She does not have a job and spends most of the day at the beauty salon or buying useless shit at the shopping mall with his husband's money, who is usually never home.
That Mercedes Benz SUV, who cut me off and ran a red light while drinking a Starbucks Latte, is a Orange County Mom.
The Orange County Mom was late picking Brad up from his Soccer Tournament because she was out spending his husband's dough.
The Orange County Mom was late picking Brad up from his Soccer Tournament because she was out spending his husband's dough.
Orange County Mom by partyrockstar222 April 27, 2016
Buzzfeed
A social media website that will make you stupid instantly. Read about "20 Reasons to have sex with your partner", "Chinese eat Panda Express for the first time", "If you acted like homer simpson in real life" and a bunch of insane stories that will make you think you're high. If you want to be successful and have friends, avoid this website like the PLAGUE.
Greg: Yo Jeff, my man, wanna go to the skate park? I'll show you my new trade flip!
Jeff: Probably. Hey greg, come check this new video by Buzzfeed. It's about if disney princesses were real!
Greg: Aw come on mate, that website is a waste of time. Come on, lets have REAL fun!
Jeff: *moans*
Jeff: Probably. Hey greg, come check this new video by Buzzfeed. It's about if disney princesses were real!
Greg: Aw come on mate, that website is a waste of time. Come on, lets have REAL fun!
Jeff: *moans*
Buzzfeed by partyrockstar222 January 11, 2016
Art History
the most useless major ever. In an art history class, you will find bums, starbucks-loving-hippies, and the smell of 3 day old sperm. They will be complaining that they got a job for $12k a year pay, when it is their fault they were too lazy to apply themselves to real world applications. We don't give a shit about piccasso.
Art History Teacher: "Welcome to Art History 101. We will study and analyze the works of Leonardo Da Vinci, Picasso, and the late Duke of England....."
Liberal Student: "That will be so neat. I will make fortunes selling my own paintings to Bill Gates."
Me: *snoring and falling asleep*
Liberal Student: "That will be so neat. I will make fortunes selling my own paintings to Bill Gates."
Me: *snoring and falling asleep*
Art History by partyrockstar222 October 15, 2015
Candy Ass
someone who isn't motivated by anything, and refuses to do the slightest amount of work, challenge, or anything that pushes them out of their comfort zone. Most of united states is plauged by candy asses and their shocking poor ethics.
They would rather just sit on the TV and eat candy when they come home from school than doing a sport or acting for drama and do their homework. They just sleep on their weekends instead of doing community service. They give up really easily and dont push themselves. Its very very very very sad.
They would rather just sit on the TV and eat candy when they come home from school than doing a sport or acting for drama and do their homework. They just sleep on their weekends instead of doing community service. They give up really easily and dont push themselves. Its very very very very sad.
John is throwing a tantrum about having homework for chemistry that requires two hours of studying: he is a prominent example of a candy ass. He will get nowhere in life.
Greg argues with his mother on Halloween while his brother Harry is trick-or-treating, and Greg eats all of his Reeses and butterfingers while giving him raisins and carrot sticks. Greg is such a candy ass, and needs to be kicked in the ass.
Greg argues with his mother on Halloween while his brother Harry is trick-or-treating, and Greg eats all of his Reeses and butterfingers while giving him raisins and carrot sticks. Greg is such a candy ass, and needs to be kicked in the ass.
Candy Ass by partyrockstar222 September 7, 2012
Freeloader
What people do to abuse samples of frozen yogurt. They just come in and take free samples and not buy any yogurt.
Freeloader by partyrockstar222 June 28, 2012
stuffed bird
The feeling after Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years where you feel obese after eating a ton from the parties and the festive food you consume. Don't worry, probably 300+ million people in america feel like stuffed birds.
Man I should have not quit my job. I would of been able to afford the gym, but i end up feeling like a stuffed bird. No egg nog for me, its time to eat apples!
stuffed bird by partyrockstar222 January 3, 2012