Used in conversation to express your disbelief in the ridiculous statement or blatant lie someone just told.
Guy 1- I banged 12 dimes last night.
Guy 2- Except not!

guy 1- yeah so im going to go spend 3 hours in the gym, fin tol ook good for the ladies.
guy 2- except not!
by Beben M. November 01, 2009
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except not or except I didn’t – ph. (best defined by examples)
example: “I finished my project, except not.”
translation: (a) I finished writing my paper but still have to write my speech. (b) I finished my speech but still have to write my paper. (c) All I have left to do is practice my speech. (d) I’m all done except for finding props. (e) etc.
example: “I’m taking band next year, except not.”
translation: (a) I’m only taking a semester of band. (b) I got stuck in the freshmen class. (c) I’m not in band class but I’m marching. (d) etc.
example: “I ate breakfast this morning, except not.”
translation: (a) I ate half a piece of toast for breakfast. (b) I ate during homeroom. (c) I ate and found out later it wasn’t breakfast. (d) etc.
note: “except not” phrases are almost always followed by an explanation.
by cardenio April 06, 2005
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When a statement or question can be contradicted with the word "except"
The statement "All cows are brown" is exceptable because I can say "All cows are brown EXCEPT that albino one over there"
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to be uncommon, unique, extraodinary. most likely to bring home to parents. can be a complete hoe but is welcomed because she is one-of-a-kind.
"oh, look at maria. she sucks at life but she`s exceptional. she has her unique qualities and man do i love her."
by Cade V. June 26, 2006
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Not including,
You can take what you like except that
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An error condition in software that is generated by a program's inability to complete a task. Common causes of exceptions include division by 0 and calling of nonexistent files.
java.lang.IndexOutOfBoundsException (Exception thrown by Java when the program calls for an array object with an index outside the array)
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