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lifeogenic 

Attractive in person, but not in photos.
“The camera doesn’t love Carla, but you should meet her, she’s lifeogenic.
lifeogenic by pantstore September 1, 2010

doorslexia 

Disability that impairs a person's capacity to process the push/pull sign on a door that doesn’t go both ways.
Silly close-minded door.

Nevertheless, doorslexia is a legitimate condition recognized by the American Medical Association, except not.

Doorslexia can manifest itself into inability to make other quick decisions, like what to get on a sandwich or when to look away from cleavage.
“I can’t believe this building isn’t doorslexia compliant. We clearly still have a long way to go as a society.”
doorslexia by pantstore June 25, 2010