Phrase used by young white Americans to laugh about how their human rights are regularly stomped on and ignored, as they piss it all away in a drunken stupor, because for now they're safe from the shit that everyone else in the world has to go through.... for now....
"Hey man, did you see that guy say 'don't tase me, bro'?? Man, that was almost as funny as when they killed Martin Luther King, killed those people in Waco and killed those college kids in Ohio! Let's drink some beer, eat some red meat and laugh at everyone who isn't fat, white, rich or American!"
by osibisa November 01, 2007
1)
"Yeah child, he longdicked me good, I look like I was riding a horse!"
2)
"Remember when I longdicked you, and broke your ovary?"
-Ghostface Killah
"Yeah child, he longdicked me good, I look like I was riding a horse!"
2)
"Remember when I longdicked you, and broke your ovary?"
-Ghostface Killah
by osibisa October 05, 2007
Any kind of food, usually baked, with a consistency and texture resembling that of shit.
When eaten, the strong sensation of feeling as though one were chewing on shit slowly takes over the mind. It's then spit or swallow time.
Shitcakes can often contain nuts or dried fruit, which sometimes enhance the sensation of chewing on shit.
When eaten, the strong sensation of feeling as though one were chewing on shit slowly takes over the mind. It's then spit or swallow time.
Shitcakes can often contain nuts or dried fruit, which sometimes enhance the sensation of chewing on shit.
As Vlad sat chewing on Yorkshire pudding, its shitty consistency made itself apparent. The way it melted and slipped around in his mouth was exactly what he imagined chewing on shit would be like... This was a shitcake alright. However, he suddenly realized that to truly know what a shitcake was, one must know what it was like to chew shit. He glanced over at the toilet and knew what had to be done.....
by osibisa October 28, 2007
1. When a non-white person is physically or verbally attacked by a group of whites for any reason.
2. When a white person justifies such an act, or any other race-based discrimination that is clearly wrong.
2. When a white person justifies such an act, or any other race-based discrimination that is clearly wrong.
1. Read any American newspaper before the 1960s...
2. "Well, I mean, there are more black people in jail because scientists have actually found that there is a microchip only found in dark skin that transmits messages to the brain encouraging criminal behaviour."
"Man, that's bullshit, stop pulling a Rodney King."
2. "Well, I mean, there are more black people in jail because scientists have actually found that there is a microchip only found in dark skin that transmits messages to the brain encouraging criminal behaviour."
"Man, that's bullshit, stop pulling a Rodney King."
by osibisa November 17, 2007
"Man, I took a shit in the woods last week and I walked past there today and now it's a piece of kruss..."
by osibisa November 07, 2007
1. Completely ridiculous misspelling of the word 'homie', used by wannabe hip hoppers who think they have a good vocabulary but haven't yet discovered that the two Ms together make an AWW sound on the O....
2. Person from the city of Homs, Syria or Homs, Libya.
2. Person from the city of Homs, Syria or Homs, Libya.
1. "What up hommie, I just got a pizza fromm that new pizza place, and I'm going homme to eat somme, wanna comme along?"
2. "Yo man, one day us Hommies are gonna cross to the other side of the Sahara!"
2. "Yo man, one day us Hommies are gonna cross to the other side of the Sahara!"
by osibisa November 04, 2007
Some gay sounding, Ned Flanders type shit that chumps who are too pussy to say 'pissed off' say instead.
Wally: Well golly gee, Johnny, I was just so cheesed off!
Johnny: Man, shut the fuck up and just say 'pissed off'...
Johnny: Man, shut the fuck up and just say 'pissed off'...
by osibisa October 05, 2007