rodney king

1. When a non-white person is physically or verbally attacked by a group of whites for any reason.

2. When a white person justifies such an act, or any other race-based discrimination that is clearly wrong.
1. Read any American newspaper before the 1960s...

2. "Well, I mean, there are more black people in jail because scientists have actually found that there is a microchip only found in dark skin that transmits messages to the brain encouraging criminal behaviour."

"Man, that's bullshit, stop pulling a Rodney King."
by osibisa December 20, 2007
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kruss

When a piece of shit hardens into a solid mass.
"Man, I took a shit in the woods last week and I walked past there today and now it's a piece of kruss..."
by osibisa November 29, 2007
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cleveland lapdance

When you're drunk at the titty bar and you suddenly realize that you're in Cleveland, and the bitch in your lap is really a man!!
"Hey, I'm going to Cleveland this weekend"

"Just don't let anything with a moustache near your lap.... You don't one of them Cleveland Lapdances, no sir, you do not!"
by osibisa October 20, 2007
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Urban Dictionary Loser

The kind of person who doesn't really have any knowledge of slang - or life, for that matter - but insists on posting their "definitions" on this site. The content of their posting, no matter what the subject, ALWAYS refers to at least one, if not all, of the following:

1) A penis, or anything associated with penises, such as testicles, semen, urine or pubic hair. (this reference appears in just about every posting by the Loser, who will vehemently deny being gay, despite having an obvious and disturbing obsession with the penises of other men.)

2) A "hot" female, or any part of her body. The female's sole purpose is to inevitably get "fucked" or desired to be "fucked". The Loser cannot figure out any other use for a beautiful woman, and indeed, has no experience with beautiful women anyway. (Thinking about beautiful women is not encouraged since it only takes away from the precious time needed to consider the penises of other men.)

3) Anything related to beer (but not other forms of alcohol), professional sports, red meat, the military strength of the American Armed Forces, or anything else considered "manly" by the Loser.

4) The word Fuck, usually repeated many times and in many variations.
The Urban Dictionary Loser is typically a white, suburban teenager or 20-something, with little life experience who sits around in front of the TV, talking shit with his friends about how great he is. You know the one, he needs to constantly verbalize his desire to fuck every woman that comes on TV, is always right no matter what the subject is, and has a very high opinion of himself. In fact, it might even be you and that's why you're rating this thumbs down, because the truth hurts, doesn't it, you Urban Dictionary Loser!?!?
by osibisa December 25, 2007
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boffo

Fuckin' a bitch between her big ol' titties.
Yeah man, I fucked her big ol' titties boffo style, son!
by osibisa November 29, 2007
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hommie

1. Completely ridiculous misspelling of the word 'homie', used by wannabe hip hoppers who think they have a good vocabulary but haven't yet discovered that the two Ms together make an AWW sound on the O....

2. Person from the city of Homs, Syria or Homs, Libya.
1. "What up hommie, I just got a pizza fromm that new pizza place, and I'm going homme to eat somme, wanna comme along?"

2. "Yo man, one day us Hommies are gonna cross to the other side of the Sahara!"
by osibisa November 25, 2007
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brain

Word used by fat, stupid, lazy males to refer to oral sex. Since these men are not accustomed to using their brains and are entirely unfamiliar with this organ, they move this function to other parts of their body. This not only kills the reliance on the brain, but allows the man to continue killing this organ with beer, fatty foods and a lazy attitude.
"Good thing all this beer, burgers and sitting around all day watching football isn't harming my brain, since brain means blowjob!"
by osibisa November 21, 2007
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