oracle's definitions

apple computer

thread on urbandictionary.com used by geeks to insult each other

apples are shit blah blah...
no theyre not blah blah...

by oracle March 12, 2004

hi-vis

Yellow reflective vest, popular with roadworkers, fork lift truck drivers, ravers and residents of Tamworth.

Oi! Who nicked my hi-vis?

by oracle February 5, 2004

boredom

Posting too many definitions on urbandictionary.com

Oh dear its 4am and i could do with some sleep

by oracle March 12, 2004

silverlink

Very slow train. Takes longer than the megabus, but costs more! Also slang term for skiving or driving too slowly.

Croft, why are you doing 60 on the motorway? Are you the silverlink?

by oracle March 12, 2004

aston expressway

Truely hard core road in north Birmingham, officially the A38(M). 7 lanes of mayhem, with tidal flow and no divider, which all ends up at Spaghetti Junction. Class.

The title screen of "Fifth Gear" on channel 5.

by oracle January 25, 2005

summon a bus

To light a cigarette while waiting for a bus at a bus stop. Derived from the belief in murphy's/sod's law, which states that a bus (on which smoking is not permitted) will always arrive shortly after a cigarette is lit.

(Man waiting for bus): "Ill just summon the bus.."

by oracle March 7, 2005

do a Hammond

To crash a vehicle at very high speed.
From Richard Hammond of BBC Top Gear, who in 2006 crashed a jet car at around 300mph.

"Don't do a Hammond- always check your tyres"

by oracle October 7, 2006