birmingham

Where stuff is made. Birthplace of world industry, home of the British motor industry.

BMW engines, London taxis, Peugeots, Rovers, Jaguars, trains, Cadburys chocolate..etc..etc

by oracle December 09, 2004

handbrake

1: Short for handbrake turn (if you dont know what that is you ought to be on the sunshine coach.
2: To have a wank

1: Look at chris smyth trying to do a handbrake!
2: Crofts off applying the handbrake.

by oracle March 13, 2004

dean measure

An underweight bag of weed. After a dealer in Tamworth named Dean, who regularly sold such bags.

"Thats an eighth, honest.."
"DEAN MEASURE"

by oracle October 06, 2004

the tube

The London Underground, the first such system in the world. Resembles (and smells like) a small train running in a sewer. Beloved of Ken Livingstone. Takes forever to get anywhere (if its running at all).

Londoner: "London's ace coz its got The Tube blah blah..."
Brummie: "Fuck that it takes half an hour to go a mile- I can go 120mph in my car..."

by oracle March 13, 2004

smoking

Way of paying large amounts of tax.

Dont talk to me about income tax... i smoke

by oracle March 13, 2004

motoring

1: British slang: Moving very fast
2: Transport by car, extremely difficult in UK due to excessive taxation by Gordon Brown, numerous Gatso cameras, speed bumps, Ken Livingstone. Impossible in London.

1: Jesus, he was motoring!
2: Ken Livingstone hates motoring

by oracle February 06, 2004

Polesworth

Small village near Tamworth, full of scallies. Term for slag.

"Shes a bit Polesworth"

by oracle March 13, 2004