Oracle's definitions

barnsley

Someone who crashes forklifts into walls.

O dear barnsley, not again...

by oracle March 12, 2004

clean cutter

A satisfying shit whereby the job is completed easily and completely.

"Ahh! What a nice clean cutter"

by oracle August 20, 2004

Polesworth

Small village near Tamworth, full of scallies. Term for slag.

"Shes a bit Polesworth"

by oracle March 12, 2004

call ruth

To throw up, puke. From the "RUUUUUTTTHHHH" noise involved.

"He drank 13 pints of cider then went to call ruth"

by oracle March 12, 2004

dean weight

An underweight bag of weed. After a dealer in Tamworth who regularly sold such bags.

"Thats an eighth, honest.."
"More like a dean measure"

by oracle October 5, 2004

cut up

Simalar to cut in, cut off. To drive in a manner that disrupts someone else, e.g to pull in to another lane of a road and force someone already in that lane to brake harshly to avoid a crash.

I was cut up AGAIN by audi man on the M1 last sunday.

by oracle January 31, 2005

artic

Articulated lorry, used for very fat woman. See also curtainsider.

PS The cold place is the ARCTIC, dumbass.

Shes a bit of an artic.

by oracle March 12, 2004