obsidian's definitions

Corvette

An fast automobile (due to torque). Capaible of over-powering ANY import car that should try to take it on in a race (including skylines).

"The only way I can beat a Corvette in my integra is for it to be in park"

by Obsidian November 19, 2002

RV

Short for remote viewing.
Basicly refers to the action of gaining information about a pre-targeted object, it being a person, place, thing or action. One of the ways to do RV is the Ganzfeld where all senses are supressed at their best in order for it be easy to the mind to focus on something outside of the body's reach.
The persons body is usualy "blocked" by some kind of barrier(ex: time, place) that doesnt allow him/her to gain information through any physical method (sight, touch). Thus RV being the act of gaining information of an object through a method diferent of the physical ones.

Also see: psi (_NOT_ pounds per square inch)

I just used RV to see what I'm having for dinner... I think I would rather have takeout.

Johny RV'd his friends room and found out that Billie was touching himself.

by obsidian January 18, 2005

samid

King light $kin realist nigga in the game

KL$ (Samid) will fuck yo bitch

by Obsidian June 9, 2017

ricers

Any group of white suburban teenagers whom drive cars (that they think are fast once loaded with mounds of useless non-preformance inproving parts)that their parents bought them. (noted for their inablity to pronounce race as it comes out as rice)

"There are lots of ricers around here today. We must be in suburbia"

by Obsidian November 19, 2002

Caucus

An intimate meeting involving two or more homosexual men in which indecent sexual activity is conducted.

"Man, my ass hurts from last night's caucus."

by obsidian March 22, 2004

NOS

An acranom for the company Nitrous Oxyside System. Nothing else. Not nawwss. It a companies name. A ricer's last resort in an argument.

"dood whatz NOS stand for?)

by Obsidian November 19, 2002

Magic Johnson

A penis with mystical properties. Commonly used to please women.

"I used the magic johnson on her last night."

by obsidian March 22, 2004