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Corvette

An fast automobile (due to torque). Capaible of over-powering ANY import car that should try to take it on in a race (including skylines).
"The only way I can beat a Corvette in my integra is for it to be in park"
by Obsidian November 19, 2002
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Proon Juice

by Obsidian April 24, 2005
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RV

Short for remote viewing.
Basicly refers to the action of gaining information about a pre-targeted object, it being a person, place, thing or action. One of the ways to do RV is the Ganzfeld where all senses are supressed at their best in order for it be easy to the mind to focus on something outside of the body's reach.
The persons body is usualy "blocked" by some kind of barrier(ex: time, place) that doesnt allow him/her to gain information through any physical method (sight, touch). Thus RV being the act of gaining information of an object through a method diferent of the physical ones.

Also see: psi (_NOT_ pounds per square inch)
I just used RV to see what I'm having for dinner... I think I would rather have takeout.

Johny RV'd his friends room and found out that Billie was touching himself.
by obsidian January 18, 2005
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Honda

A Japanesse Engineering company who happens to make cars. Often mistaken for the world' largest auto manufacturer (GM).
Aside from poorly built cars - honda also makes electric generators and outboard motors.
by Obsidian March 27, 2006
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fucknads

A very annoying person. Used when no other insult comes to mind.
Get away from me, fucknad!
by obsidian March 22, 2004
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Prune

Young Guy One:What's a prune?
Young Guy Two: Any woman mid-forties and up, those are prunes.
Young Guy One: WTF?
Young Guy Two: Old pussy.
Young Guy One: I know a guy that's into prunes, he said he likes eating prunes..
Young Guy Two: You mean the fruit?
Young Guy One: No, he said he liked eating out old women.
Young Guy Three: 'Sup?
Young Guy One: Hey, I was just talking about you.
Young Guy Three: Um..okay. Damn, I could go for some prune juice.
Young Guy Two: You, you mean the fruit, right?
Young Guy Three: Fuck no, that shit is nasty. I'm talkin' 'bout the ladies.
Young Guy One: I told you so.
Young Guy Two: Ew.
by Obsidian April 24, 2005
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Magic Johnson

A penis with mystical properties. Commonly used to please women.
by obsidian March 22, 2004
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