Mannar 

Mannar is a chaotic beautiful mess, she is beautiful, and doesn't see why.
She will not be told what to do or how to do it, because she knows everything, but won't tell you.
Sarcasm and jokes are her shield...
A great friend and scary enemy.

Before you decide which better check yourself first.

Did you see Mannar take everything they had left?

That guy didn't see Mannar coming.

Mannar by anonymous June 4, 2022

Table Manners 

The conventions that constitute polite behaviour when consuming food.

That fat bastard Malcolm eats like a pig, he's got no table manners.

Table Manners by AKACroatalin April 13, 2015

Manna for the mindless 

Manna for the mindless is a disparaging description of television programmes that do no more than fill up air time. The programmes that are banal, trivial and boring and which, if they were a person, would be described as a WOFS. You know the sort of crap, pretty well all of daytime television, soap operas screened at any time, moronic game shows, chat shows featuring liggers or z-list celebrities, the list just goes on. It is the sort of programme which doesn’t require dumbing down as it is targeted at fuckwits or insomniacs who need something other than drugs to help them sleep.
Before twenty-four seven television was inflicted on a long-suffering human race, manna for the mindless was typified by film serials where the hero always overcame impossible odds to rescue the heroine from an impossible situation and the villain was always defeated. Either that or the Hollywood musical of the 1950s such as Carousel or South Pacific, total shite consisting of totally forgettable songs, stilted dialogue and a non-existent plot.

"Jane, would you like to come bird watching, there’s a good chance of a peregrine’s mating display"
"No, I've got to watch Loose Women!"
"Manna for the mindless!"

Manna for the mindless by AKACroatalin March 7, 2017

Manjaro Users

These people like the idea of Arch Linux or either don't know how to or don't want to install Arch by themselves!

(I use Manjaro shush)

"Manjaro Users are lazy"
"Stfu you use Ubuntu"

Manjaro Users by iheartthecregg January 28, 2021

Manjaro 

Manjaro is an ancient African word, meaning "I can't install Arch Linux"

I installed Manjaro in the Virtual machine yesterday.
I could not install Arch so I went with Manjaro instead

Manjaro by armleo August 23, 2020

Tony Mandarich

To commit an intoxicated fraud.
To offer tremendous potential only to wither under stress.
"The Incredible Bust."

When one steals from the charity jar at a bar after consuming several beers, he commits a Tony Mandarich.

I would seek out the spotlight only I think I would crumble like a Tony Mandarich under it.

If you wish your stomach was bigger so that you could ingest more steroid-hard liquor cocktails, then you might be a Tony Mandarich.

Tony Mandarich by Fraud Exposer June 26, 2009

Manar

A beautiful, confident, independent, gorgeous, smart, intelligent girl. Manar dosent care what people say about her and she is not afraid to say her opinion. People want to be like her. Manar is just perfect.

"Hey man did you see how beautiful Manar is today?"

"She is beautiful every day"

Manar by Afnenn March 25, 2018