obsidian's definitions

Magic Johnson

A penis with mystical properties. Commonly used to please women.

"I used the magic johnson on her last night."

by obsidian March 22, 2004

NOS

An acranom for the company Nitrous Oxyside System. Nothing else. Not nawwss. It a companies name. A ricer's last resort in an argument.

"dood whatz NOS stand for?)

by Obsidian November 19, 2002

NSX

eNN-Ess-eX

Honda engeneering company's mid engined sports car. Sold as an Acura in North America and as a Honda elsewhere.

A shity loser car that costs over $80,000 yet has the less engine power (torque) than an Grand Prix GTP. Truly a sad piece of shit.

by Obsidian March 14, 2003

Prune

See Proon by Obsidian.

Young Guy One:What's a prune?
Young Guy Two: Any woman mid-forties and up, those are prunes.
Young Guy One: WTF?
Young Guy Two: Old pussy.
Young Guy One: I know a guy that's into prunes, he said he likes eating prunes..
Young Guy Two: You mean the fruit?
Young Guy One: No, he said he liked eating out old women.
Young Guy Three: 'Sup?
Young Guy One: Hey, I was just talking about you.
Young Guy Three: Um..okay. Damn, I could go for some prune juice.
Young Guy Two: You, you mean the fruit, right?
Young Guy Three: Fuck no, that shit is nasty. I'm talkin' 'bout the ladies.
Young Guy One: I told you so.
Young Guy Two: Ew.

by Obsidian April 24, 2005

spite

An internal fealing of extreme hatred and on ocasions other emotions at the same time (envy, fobia, more hatred). In most ocasions spite can cous psychopathy, an urge to hurt, an urge to kill, a deathwish or simply loosing consiousness and regaining it at a random place (police station, hospital, graveyard, friends house, dumpster, etc) covored with blood and with a very sharp object in one hand.

note: spite is much more as hatred, in the same mannar as love is much more tha likence

Spite coused jimmy to go insane and sloughter his classroom with an ak-47

by obsidian January 20, 2005

RV

Short for remote viewing.
Basicly refers to the action of gaining information about a pre-targeted object, it being a person, place, thing or action. One of the ways to do RV is the Ganzfeld where all senses are supressed at their best in order for it be easy to the mind to focus on something outside of the body's reach.
The persons body is usualy "blocked" by some kind of barrier(ex: time, place) that doesnt allow him/her to gain information through any physical method (sight, touch). Thus RV being the act of gaining information of an object through a method diferent of the physical ones.

Also see: psi (_NOT_ pounds per square inch)

I just used RV to see what I'm having for dinner... I think I would rather have takeout.

Johny RV'd his friends room and found out that Billie was touching himself.

by obsidian January 18, 2005

ricers

Any group of white suburban teenagers whom drive cars (that they think are fast once loaded with mounds of useless non-preformance inproving parts)that their parents bought them. (noted for their inablity to pronounce race as it comes out as rice)

"There are lots of ricers around here today. We must be in suburbia"

by Obsidian November 19, 2002