nick's definitions

maggot

a student in an accelerated program (magnet program) who often exhibits impaired social skills and an inability to complete any task other then the ones put in front of them that are turned in for a grade.

students in a magnet program

by nick February 9, 2005

avril lavinge

One annoying wanna be punk pop princesses, who think that since she bought a ten dollar pink and black bracelet that she is automaticly punk. she's not. She is a huge icon for pre teen girls who want to think they are punk rockers.

In one word...................... CRAP!

by Nick January 30, 2005

crizza

Cheap ass take away pizza

Oh man, I could really go a crizza right about now

by Nick January 14, 2004

poon crease

A giant fat pussy camel toe

"Damn is yo crotch hungry? cuz its eatin yo pants!"

by Nick March 30, 2005

Shopping Cart

Dance technique adopted by most white, male teenagers that requires very little rhythm and coordination, but still comes off as looking funny and novel enough not to immediately take them out of contention with the better looking women at a club or a party. The shopping cart is peformed by placing one arm out in front of you, as if guiding an imaginary "cart," while with the other you branch out and clench a fist to any random area above your waist, as if "taking groceries of the shelf." In most cases, men who utilize the shopping cart can get a laugh, but those who use it generally are not the ones scoring with the chicks later. Has been a cornerstone of the white male teenager's limited dance repetoire for almost a decade.

"Ethan, afraid of losing Emily to the latino boy break dancing over on the opposite end of the gymnasium, acted quickly and busted out the shopping cart, which made Emily laugh. He quickly poured her some punch, complimented her on her eyes, and persuaded her to go out and get some fresh air. Without the shopping cart, he'd have to subject himself to talking with a butterface like Brenda."

by Nick February 4, 2004

alwight

From homestarrunner.com, a slightly mangled form of the expression "alright!" or "all right!", usually used in jubulation.

Alwight! I won the lottery!

by Nick October 14, 2003

badonk

multiple defintions - crosses over to a name for one of your buds, something cool, (badonking is a good conjunction)

Lets go badonk! Get up off the badonkin' couch so we can roll to the store for some badonk

by Nick March 26, 2003