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The accidental discharge of fecal matter, usually of the liquefied kind, when attempting to merely pass gas. If the underwear becomes overly saturated, a stain may appear on the outer garment. This unfortunately results in embarassment and ridicule, if around other people.
What was the name of that guy wearing white pants that sharted in Carl's Jr. then had to take the bus home?
by naknumm May 31, 2007
Get the shartmug. 1. Women's clothing store famous for it's catalog with hot models in lingerie.
2. I don't know...she won't tell me...
2. I don't know...she won't tell me...
1. I bought my wife some pajamas from Victoria's Secret at the mall.
2. Joe: What the hell is Victoria smiling about?
Ed: I don't know...she won't tell me...
2. Joe: What the hell is Victoria smiling about?
Ed: I don't know...she won't tell me...
by naknumm February 1, 2008
Get the victoria's secretmug. (fuckin I.T.)
The first words you hear when the internet goes down at work, therefore stopping all web browsing.
The first words you hear when the internet goes down at work, therefore stopping all web browsing.
worker1: Fuckineyetee!! Goddamit!!
worker2: What's the matter?
worker1: Internet is down!
worker2: Oh thats because I.T. is putting in a new server.
worker1: Fuckineyetee...can't they do that on a weekend?
worker2: You were looking at porn again, huh?
worker1: Yeah...
worker2: What's the matter?
worker1: Internet is down!
worker2: Oh thats because I.T. is putting in a new server.
worker1: Fuckineyetee...can't they do that on a weekend?
worker2: You were looking at porn again, huh?
worker1: Yeah...
by naknumm March 6, 2008
Get the fuckineyeteemug. by naknumm February 3, 2008
Get the hobamamug. 1. One of the thirteen dwarves that journeyed with Bilbo Baggins , in J.R.R. Tolkien's book "The Hobbit".
2. How Chinese people with heavy accents pronounce "groin".
2. How Chinese people with heavy accents pronounce "groin".
1. Gloin and his son Gimli went to Rivendell in time for the Council of Elrond.
2. Doctor: Hello mister Chan, what seems to be the problem today?
Chinese guy: Mah gloin..::points to crotch::
Doctor: Ahh, well surgery should help. We will just slice that little fucker and....
Chinese guy: Ahh yoo seeleeyus?? PAK DAT! Yoo nalla leel doctoh! I go see accupungshoo! @$%#^$*%$@!#!!! <--- random Chinese cuss words
2. Doctor: Hello mister Chan, what seems to be the problem today?
Chinese guy: Mah gloin..::points to crotch::
Doctor: Ahh, well surgery should help. We will just slice that little fucker and....
Chinese guy: Ahh yoo seeleeyus?? PAK DAT! Yoo nalla leel doctoh! I go see accupungshoo! @$%#^$*%$@!#!!! <--- random Chinese cuss words
by naknumm February 4, 2008
Get the gloinmug. Small coastal town in Southern California with a nice beach.
Has ridiculously overpriced housing. Population wise, it has an above average ratio of assholes to normal people.
Also known as the left armpit of SoCal.
Has ridiculously overpriced housing. Population wise, it has an above average ratio of assholes to normal people.
Also known as the left armpit of SoCal.
by naknumm August 29, 2007
Get the Carpinteriamug. me: That effin George Bush is talking on TV again!
child: Who is Bush?
me: Some moron dipshit cunt faggot asshole sonofabitch pussy dickhead cocksucker bastard that says retarded homo bullshit all the time!
child: Who is Bush?
me: Some moron dipshit cunt faggot asshole sonofabitch pussy dickhead cocksucker bastard that says retarded homo bullshit all the time!
by naknumm February 22, 2008
Get the effinmug.