La Conchita

A small coastal community in Southern California, between Carpinteria and Ventura.
A constant cause of traffic congestion because of it's awkwardly designed freeway access points. Also has a bike path right beside the freeway, which faggot bicyclists in spandex use a lot.
Quite a shitty looking place, even if it is on the coast.
If they bulldozed La Conchita traffic would flow much smoother.
Those fucking cyclists should be run over.
by naknumm August 23, 2007
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wiiskers

What grows on a guys face when he plays too much Nintendo Wii and forgets to shave.
Girl: You finally stopped playing?
Guy: Yeah, my elbow hurts and I gotta shave.
Girl: Yes please get rid of those wiiskers.
by naknumm August 31, 2007
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victoria's secret

1. Women's clothing store famous for it's catalog with hot models in lingerie.

2. I don't know...she won't tell me...

1. I bought my wife some pajamas from Victoria's Secret at the mall.

2. Joe: What the hell is Victoria smiling about?
Ed: I don't know...she won't tell me...
by naknumm February 01, 2008
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Saigon Noodle House

A Vietnamese restaurant in Goleta, California.
The food isn't great, but the waitresses have nice boobies, which is all that matters.
Saigon Noodle House: Come for the food, stay for the boobs.
by naknumm August 24, 2007
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Bacolod

A city in the Philippines, about an hour's flight south of the capital,Manila.
Home to lots of beautiful women & friendly people. The climate there is less humid and a lot more comfortable than Manila.
Unfortunately it also has the dubious distinction of the only Philippine city that repeatedly elects a fudgepacking mayor.
I went to Bacolod city last year and their mayor,Bing, asked if he could blow me. I told the faggot to fuck off and left.
by naknumm August 29, 2007
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automag

A mechanical painball marker manufactured by Airgun Designs(AGD).
The Automag, along with the Autococker, were the premiere markers back in the mid 90's. The widespread acceptance of electronic guns resulted in the Mag's decline.
However, due to it's quality and reliability, the Automag still retains a small but loyal following.

My automag is built like a tank...not like that made-in-China Smart Parts garbage.
by naknumm February 07, 2008
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tae

Mom...dad, this is my Tae.
by naknumm May 15, 2007
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