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Definitions by naknumm

hip hop harry 

Hip Hop Harry is a children's show with a bear as the main character. The guy in the bear suit(actually more rat-looking) is the same asshole that played barney.
The show introduces children the ghetto lifestyle, therefore leading them to aim for a lower standard of living.
Another reason why parents should monitor what their kids watch.
hip hop harry by naknumm September 19, 2007

erectile malfunction 

Girl: What happened?? I was about to come!
Guy: Sorry, I had erectile malfunction.
Girl: I told you not to drink so much.
erectile malfunction by naknumm September 8, 2007

Stephanie Miller 

Stephanie Miller is an American comedian and host of "The Stephanie Miller Show" a progressive talk radio show produced in LA. Aside from being really funny, she is smart too. The complete opposite of conservative shemale Ann Coulter.
Stephanie Miller by naknumm September 8, 2007

wiiskers 

What grows on a guys face when he plays too much Nintendo Wii and forgets to shave.
Girl: You finally stopped playing?
Guy: Yeah, my elbow hurts and I gotta shave.
Girl: Yes please get rid of those wiiskers.
wiiskers by naknumm September 8, 2007
The replay of your winning move in a Wii game, like tennis.
I dont wanna keep watching the wiiplay whenever you win. Please hit the "a" button to stop it.
wiiplay by naknumm September 8, 2007

Visayan Daily Star 

An "English"-language newspaper published in Bacolod city, in the Visayan region of the Philippines.
Has been in circulation for several decades but interestingly, the quality of writing has stayed at the 3rd grade level. However, the tabloid journalism and idiotic reporting makes for an occasional good laugh.

Currently, the paper is used as the mouthpiece of the city's colorfuldouche bag mayor, Evelio Leonardia, who is renowned for being Bacolod's first mayor to wear a dirty sanchez proudly.
Me: Honey I need more toilet paper.
Chrysee: Here's the Visayan Daily Star, dear!
Me: Thanks!
Visayan Daily Star by naknumm September 7, 2007
Pronounced "bet-log".

This is Filipino slang for:

noun: nutsack, balls

Adj: nutsack, balls
It's so damn hot out there my betlog is sweaty.

Efren get to work you fucking betlog!
betlog by naknumm September 7, 2007