tae

Filipino slang for fiance.

Mom...dad, this is my Tae.

by naknumm May 31, 2007

erectile malfunction

When you lose your erection in the middle of sexual intercourse.

Girl: What happened?? I was about to come!
Guy: Sorry, I had erectile malfunction.
Girl: I told you not to drink so much.

by naknumm September 08, 2007

effin

How to say the word "fucking" in front of young children, so they don't echo your potty mouth.

me: That effin George Bush is talking on TV again!
child: Who is Bush?
me: Some moron dipshit cunt faggot asshole sonofabitch pussy dickhead cocksucker bastard that says retarded homo bullshit all the time!

by naknumm February 22, 2008

scurlocked

This happens if you get really wasted at a party and end up in bed with a lumpy sausage-shaped woman. When you scurry to the door you find that it is locked (hence scur+locked) and only she has the key. Thus you end up spending the night with said lumpy sausage woman. Shame on you.

Guy1: Fuck I was so high last nite I ended up with Fannie. I tried to leave but got scurlocked!
Guy2: Ahh sorry to hear that, dude. Theres some Lysol over there.

by naknumm August 29, 2007

betlog

Pronounced "bet-log".

This is Filipino slang for:

noun: nutsack, balls

Adj: nutsack, balls

It's so damn hot out there my betlog is sweaty.

Efren get to work you fucking betlog!

by naknumm September 07, 2007

there she is

A meaningless phrase used by adult(?) male Hispanics in Santa Barbara, California. It is mainly used to greet each other as well as annoy passers-by.

Waldo: There she is! EEE!
John: Who are you talking to?
Waldo: I'm talking to you old man! EEE!
John: Dumbass. No me chingas!
Hector: There she is! EEE!
Waldo: EEE! Ha ha ha! EEE!

Non-Hipanic: What the fuck?? ::Scratches head::

by naknumm August 29, 2007