morgangills's definitions

kicks serious willy

This term derives from the altogether less legendary and more American phrase kick ass. This British version was created by morgangills as he felt that there was no general term to describe something that he deems to be bloody amazing.

"Yes yes The Lion King does kick serious willy"

by morgangills December 1, 2004

mole girl

A mythical creature who lays dormant in Watlington Grove (also the domain of a certain Josh Mills) waiting for that special someone to come and rub their manhood on her protuding face-mole.

She is the Holy Grail, the World Cup and Excalibur all rolled into one.

"I love mole girl so fucking much"

by morgangills November 15, 2004

Tesco

Pretty much the greatest shop in the world.

It is visited each week on a Tuesday by a motley crew of vagabonds and James Morgan where they persue the pinnacle in wheat-based products.

Keir has a bit of a thing for ciabatta.

"Eh excuse me, Tuesday is TESCO day"

by morgangills November 9, 2004

layered

Phrase used to describe a particularly harsh insult.

Similar to burned.

oh my days...you got layered

by morgangills May 19, 2006

Panic Exclamation Mark At The Disco

A deregotary name for the emo-shite band Panic! At The Disco in which the "!" is read as "exclamation mark".

It originated from the trend of purposefully mispronouncing the pretentious names of shitty emo, NME and scene bands - in order to piss off their fans.

See also iforward russia exlclamation mark and Guile-mots.

uhhhh ohmygodzzzLOL panic exclamation mark at the disco are blates the best band evar....innit

by morgangills May 19, 2006

calculate my expenses

Term used when counting the amount of change in your pocket.

Wilson: You gonna come to the cinema?

James: I dunno let me calculate my expenses

by morgangills November 19, 2004

breeze out

This term is handy for use when you feel the need to leave a certain area.

It often comes into use in the schooling environment, especially when a lesson ends and the students want to depart as quickly as is possible.

"I fucking hate Greenhalgh, ah bells gone, breeze out"

by morgangills November 19, 2004