winner

An extremely useful phrase in the petty world of masculine point-scoring in which many of us dwell.

It is used immediately after some form of victory has been attained. The scale of this victory is irrelevant. The phrase simply serves to rub salt in to the wound. It is used in all variety of situations and always to great comic effect.
by morgangills February 23, 2005
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comedy bitch

A person is a comedy bitch if they are used by their peers for their own amusement irrespective of the shame and embarassment it may cause the bitch. However, the bitch in question must be a willing party.

This phrase was created by James Wilson in the aftermath of the infamous James Morgan wearing stupid looking hats incident (one of which was quite clearly Russian and shouldn't be worn by anyone except Russians and as shown by the incident, comedy bitches).
"Whats that? Morgan is our raw comedy bitch"
by morgangills December 01, 2004
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you got terrorised

A general term to be used directly after a friend/enemy has been shamed or beaten in some way.
Oh my days, you got terrorised.
by morgangills November 12, 2004
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fit as

A term derived from the longer "fit as fuck".

It is favoured over the rather vulgar buff, by the more educated inhabitants of South-East London to describe a female of stunning appearance.
"Mole girl is fit as"
by morgangills November 15, 2004
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Tesco

Pretty much the greatest shop in the world.

It is visited each week on a Tuesday by a motley crew of vagabonds and James Morgan where they persue the pinnacle in wheat-based products.

Keir has a bit of a thing for ciabatta.
"Eh excuse me, Tuesday is TESCO day"
by morgangills November 09, 2004
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fucking clown shoes

Anything that is substandard in some way or form.
"Mr Spendley is so fucking clown shoes"
by morgangills November 12, 2004
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mole girl

A mythical creature who lays dormant in Watlington Grove (also the domain of a certain Josh Mills) waiting for that special someone to come and rub their manhood on her protuding face-mole.

She is the Holy Grail, the World Cup and Excalibur all rolled into one.
"I love mole girl so fucking much"
by morgangills November 15, 2004
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