you got terrorised

A general term to be used directly after a friend/enemy has been shamed or beaten in some way.
Oh my days, you got terrorised.
by morgangills November 12, 2004
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fit as

A term derived from the longer "fit as fuck".

It is favoured over the rather vulgar buff, by the more educated inhabitants of South-East London to describe a female of stunning appearance.
"Mole girl is fit as"
by morgangills November 15, 2004
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fucking clown shoes

Anything that is substandard in some way or form.
"Mr Spendley is so fucking clown shoes"
by morgangills November 12, 2004
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mole girl

A mythical creature who lays dormant in Watlington Grove (also the domain of a certain Josh Mills) waiting for that special someone to come and rub their manhood on her protuding face-mole.

She is the Holy Grail, the World Cup and Excalibur all rolled into one.
"I love mole girl so fucking much"
by morgangills November 15, 2004
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Tesco

Pretty much the greatest shop in the world.

It is visited each week on a Tuesday by a motley crew of vagabonds and James Morgan where they persue the pinnacle in wheat-based products.

Keir has a bit of a thing for ciabatta.
"Eh excuse me, Tuesday is TESCO day"
by morgangills November 09, 2004
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calculate my expenses

Term used when counting the amount of change in your pocket.
Wilson: You gonna come to the cinema?

James: I dunno let me calculate my expenses
by morgangills November 19, 2004
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advert music

A unique genre of music in that it only covers one group.

That group is Massive Attack.

The phrase is derived from James Morgan's belief that Massive Attack's music is only suitable for car adverts.
Put Wake Up Call on or something, but not that fucking advert music!
by morgangills November 15, 2004
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