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Tesco

Pretty much the greatest shop in the world.

It is visited each week on a Tuesday by a motley crew of vagabonds and James Morgan where they persue the pinnacle in wheat-based products.

Keir has a bit of a thing for ciabatta.
"Eh excuse me, Tuesday is TESCO day"
by morgangills November 9, 2004
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kicks serious willy

This term derives from the altogether less legendary and more American phrase kick ass. This British version was created by morgangills as he felt that there was no general term to describe something that he deems to be bloody amazing.
"Yes yes The Lion King does kick serious willy"
by morgangills December 1, 2004
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mole girl

A mythical creature who lays dormant in Watlington Grove (also the domain of a certain Josh Mills) waiting for that special someone to come and rub their manhood on her protuding face-mole.

She is the Holy Grail, the World Cup and Excalibur all rolled into one.
"I love mole girl so fucking much"
by morgangills November 15, 2004
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fucking clown shoes

Anything that is substandard in some way or form.
"Mr Spendley is so fucking clown shoes"
by morgangills November 12, 2004
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good luck with that... yeah

This is a common sarcastic response to any exclamation of enthusiasm or joyous anticipation. It's intention is to present your general disinterest
or disliking for their suggestion.

Infact it could be said that the "yeah" actually means "no". This is evident by the highly sarcastic tone in which it should be spoken.
"I'm going to go and love up random people who once said hello to me now"

"Good luck with that, YEAHHHHH"
by morgangills February 26, 2005
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layered

Phrase used to describe a particularly harsh insult.

Similar to burned.
oh my days...you got layered
by morgangills May 19, 2006
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beat the burger

A phrase which despite its possible connotations is not in any way sexual.

It derives from the incredibly amusing activity of beating your rival's oversized burger in the Fuzion Frenzy mini game. This is a race, the result of which both the competitor's future pride and dignity is decided. FOR EVER.

The action on screen must be accompanied by some hard-hitting anthems (ie. Smack My Bitch Up, Bombtrack etc).
"Wait for it...

race, BEAT THE BURGER!"
by morgangills December 1, 2004
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