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James Morgan wearing stupid looking hats incident

One day in the mild October of 2004 three fellows descended upon the shopping valhalla of Croydon. Due to a lack of funds the three chaps decided it was necessary think out of the box, to transcend above what mere window shopping had to offer.

The two intellectually inferior of the threesome hatched a rather nefarious scheme. They would force the more dashing and amazing one to wear amusing looking hats. All in all, 5 hats were worn (one of which was quite clearly designed for humans of the female persuasion). The images were saved for posterity on a picture phone.

The immeasurable glamour of the Russian hat would go on to fascinate and arouse in equal measure for literally hours to come.
"Ah do you remember the James Morgan wearing stupid looking hats incident?

Not only do I remember, I could never ever forget, the mere thought of it excites me to almost the point of uncontrollable arousal"
by morgangills December 1, 2004
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the prodigy

Basically the fucking greatest band ever.

Mac daddies, the lot of them.
"The Pordigy kick serious willy"
by morgangills November 9, 2004
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the prodigy

Like your favourite band....but better.
"The Prodigy rule so hard it makes me orgasm.....in your mum's face"
by morgangills December 7, 2004
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How d'ya like dem apples?

A good phrase for rubbing salt in to the wound. To add insult to injury.
(James has just won Guess Who 5-0)

James: how d'ya like dem apples?
by morgangills November 12, 2004
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ambient

Basically any dance music that James Morgan and Josh Mills believe to be fucking clown shoes.

In other words it is all the music that James Wilson likes apart from The Prodigy.
Tiesto can fuck off with his ambient hippy shit.
by morgangills November 15, 2004
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fit as

A term derived from the longer "fit as fuck".

It is favoured over the rather vulgar buff, by the more educated inhabitants of South-East London to describe a female of stunning appearance.
"Mole girl is fit as"
by morgangills November 15, 2004
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Sex and the City

A dire hour of over-the-hill thirty somethings persuading their equals in the real world that they have a chance of happiness and ever having sex again(when they don't).
Josh loves sex and the city more than his own mother
by morgangills November 9, 2004
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