morgangills's definitions

fit as

A term derived from the longer "fit as fuck".

It is favoured over the rather vulgar buff, by the more educated inhabitants of South-East London to describe a female of stunning appearance.

"Mole girl is fit as"

by morgangills November 15, 2004

you got terrorised

A general term to be used directly after a friend/enemy has been shamed or beaten in some way.

Oh my days, you got terrorised.

by morgangills November 12, 2004

fucking clown shoes

Anything that is substandard in some way or form.

"Mr Spendley is so fucking clown shoes"

by morgangills November 12, 2004

How d'ya like dem apples?

A good phrase for rubbing salt in to the wound. To add insult to injury.

(James has just won Guess Who 5-0)

James: how d'ya like dem apples?

by morgangills November 12, 2004

Green Day

An pharse derived from the early days of Langley Park secondary information to insult someone who is being a bit emo.

Extension of "green" is obligatory.

"Oi GREEEEEN DAAAYYYY"

by morgangills November 12, 2004

itchy scrote

Terrible ailment that unfortunately affects everyone of the male persuasion.

Itchy scrote must be tackled immediately upon the first itch. Regardless of social situation and loaction the male in question must delve down into his undergarments and scratch away.

It may well be on just the one ball, I pray for it to be this way but occasionly and unfortunately, it is not.

"Arghhhh itchy scrote going down"

by morgangills November 12, 2004

player

Basically the status all men should aspire to.

Some are born with it, some unfortunately are not. It is truly God's gift.

A player does not have to resort to comedy hair in order to be a bit of a legend.

"Oh my days, Keir is a harsh player"

by morgangills November 10, 2004