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Definitions by morgangills

Up the road

The act of walking up Sydenham Road in pursuit of cheap discounted Chinese food or fried chicken after school.

Upon arriving "up the road" you can see such sites as Slatters (now known as "The Cake Factory") and if you are very lucky maybe mole girl.

It is an activity which James Morgan and Josh Mills derive great plasure from.
"Wanna come up the rooooad?"
Up the road by morgangills November 15, 2004

you got terrorised 

A general term to be used directly after a friend/enemy has been shamed or beaten in some way.
you got terrorised by morgangills November 12, 2004

fucking clown shoes 

Anything that is substandard in some way or form.
"Mr Spendley is so fucking clown shoes"
fucking clown shoes by morgangills November 12, 2004

How d'ya like dem apples? 

A good phrase for rubbing salt in to the wound. To add insult to injury.
(James has just won Guess Who 5-0)

James: how d'ya like dem apples?

Green Day 

An pharse derived from the early days of Langley Park secondary information to insult someone who is being a bit emo.

Extension of "green" is obligatory.
"Oi GREEEEEN DAAAYYYY"
Green Day by morgangills November 12, 2004

itchy scrote 

Terrible ailment that unfortunately affects everyone of the male persuasion.

Itchy scrote must be tackled immediately upon the first itch. Regardless of social situation and loaction the male in question must delve down into his undergarments and scratch away.

It may well be on just the one ball, I pray for it to be this way but occasionly and unfortunately, it is not.
itchy scrote by morgangills November 12, 2004
Basically the status all men should aspire to.

Some are born with it, some unfortunately are not. It is truly God's gift.

A player does not have to resort to comedy hair in order to be a bit of a legend.
"Oh my days, Keir is a harsh player"
player by morgangills November 10, 2004