Oh my days

A term which is used in when shcoked or in awe or something.

A certain Josh Mills is fond of this term.
"Oh my days, BISCUITS"
by morgangills November 21, 2004
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Carl Asaba

Cockey rhyming slang named after the former Gillingham, Sheffield United and Millwall striker for "harbour".
Let's go daaan the Carl Asaba and see if we can nick some fish off the ships.
by morgangills March 30, 2008
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itchy scrote

Terrible ailment that unfortunately affects everyone of the male persuasion.

Itchy scrote must be tackled immediately upon the first itch. Regardless of social situation and loaction the male in question must delve down into his undergarments and scratch away.

It may well be on just the one ball, I pray for it to be this way but occasionly and unfortunately, it is not.
"Arghhhh itchy scrote going down"
by morgangills November 12, 2004
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beat the burger

A phrase which despite its possible connotations is not in any way sexual.

It derives from the incredibly amusing activity of beating your rival's oversized burger in the Fuzion Frenzy mini game. This is a race, the result of which both the competitor's future pride and dignity is decided. FOR EVER.

The action on screen must be accompanied by some hard-hitting anthems (ie. Smack My Bitch Up, Bombtrack etc).
by morgangills December 01, 2004
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One day in the mild October of 2004 three fellows descended upon the shopping valhalla of Croydon. Due to a lack of funds the three chaps decided it was necessary think out of the box, to transcend above what mere window shopping had to offer.

The two intellectually inferior of the threesome hatched a rather nefarious scheme. They would force the more dashing and amazing one to wear amusing looking hats. All in all, 5 hats were worn (one of which was quite clearly designed for humans of the female persuasion). The images were saved for posterity on a picture phone.

The immeasurable glamour of the Russian hat would go on to fascinate and arouse in equal measure for literally hours to come.
"Ah do you remember the James Morgan wearing stupid looking hats incident?

Not only do I remember, I could never ever forget, the mere thought of it excites me to almost the point of uncontrollable arousal"
by morgangills December 01, 2004
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ousse

Derives from the word pousse, meaning pussy.

It can be used in a variety of situations, sometimes for emphasis, and often as a greeting.
1. OUSSSSSE....alright mate

2. and then I was like OUSSE
by morgangills May 12, 2006
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layered

Phrase used to describe a particularly harsh insult.

Similar to burned.
oh my days...you got layered
by morgangills May 12, 2006
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