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fit as

A term derived from the longer "fit as fuck".

It is favoured over the rather vulgar buff, by the more educated inhabitants of South-East London to describe a female of stunning appearance.
"Mole girl is fit as"
by morgangills November 15, 2004
mugGet the fit asmug.

Sex and the City

A dire hour of over-the-hill thirty somethings persuading their equals in the real world that they have a chance of happiness and ever having sex again(when they don't).
Josh loves sex and the city more than his own mother
by morgangills November 9, 2004
mugGet the Sex and the Citymug.

itchy scrote

Terrible ailment that unfortunately affects everyone of the male persuasion.

Itchy scrote must be tackled immediately upon the first itch. Regardless of social situation and loaction the male in question must delve down into his undergarments and scratch away.

It may well be on just the one ball, I pray for it to be this way but occasionly and unfortunately, it is not.
by morgangills November 12, 2004
mugGet the itchy scrotemug.

beat the burger

A phrase which despite its possible connotations is not in any way sexual.

It derives from the incredibly amusing activity of beating your rival's oversized burger in the Fuzion Frenzy mini game. This is a race, the result of which both the competitor's future pride and dignity is decided. FOR EVER.

The action on screen must be accompanied by some hard-hitting anthems (ie. Smack My Bitch Up, Bombtrack etc).
"Wait for it...

race, BEAT THE BURGER!"
by morgangills December 1, 2004
mugGet the beat the burgermug.

Oh my days

A term which is used in when shcoked or in awe or something.

A certain Josh Mills is fond of this term.
by morgangills November 21, 2004
mugGet the Oh my daysmug.

Tesco

Pretty much the greatest shop in the world.

It is visited each week on a Tuesday by a motley crew of vagabonds and James Morgan where they persue the pinnacle in wheat-based products.

Keir has a bit of a thing for ciabatta.
"Eh excuse me, Tuesday is TESCO day"
by morgangills November 9, 2004
mugGet the Tescomug.

you got terrorised

A general term to be used directly after a friend/enemy has been shamed or beaten in some way.
by morgangills November 12, 2004
mugGet the you got terrorisedmug.

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