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An extremely useful phrase in the petty world of masculine point-scoring in which many of us dwell.
It is used immediately after some form of victory has been attained. The scale of this victory is irrelevant. The phrase simply serves to rub salt in to the wound. It is used in all variety of situations and always to great comic effect.
It is used immediately after some form of victory has been attained. The scale of this victory is irrelevant. The phrase simply serves to rub salt in to the wound. It is used in all variety of situations and always to great comic effect.
by morgangills February 23, 2005
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Get the the prodigy mug.This phrase derives from the playing the game 'Rubble Alliance' on Fuzion Frenzy (accompanied by the hard-hitting music of The Prodigy and Rage Against The Machine).
It is said when one competitor has achieved the feat of getting a square area to themselves. It is said immediately upon achieving this.
It is said when one competitor has achieved the feat of getting a square area to themselves. It is said immediately upon achieving this.
by morgangills December 1, 2004
Get the got my square mug.A phrase which despite its possible connotations is not in any way sexual.
It derives from the incredibly amusing activity of beating your rival's oversized burger in the Fuzion Frenzy mini game. This is a race, the result of which both the competitor's future pride and dignity is decided. FOR EVER.
The action on screen must be accompanied by some hard-hitting anthems (ie. Smack My Bitch Up, Bombtrack etc).
It derives from the incredibly amusing activity of beating your rival's oversized burger in the Fuzion Frenzy mini game. This is a race, the result of which both the competitor's future pride and dignity is decided. FOR EVER.
The action on screen must be accompanied by some hard-hitting anthems (ie. Smack My Bitch Up, Bombtrack etc).
by morgangills December 1, 2004
Get the beat the burger mug.A person is a comedy bitch if they are used by their peers for their own amusement irrespective of the shame and embarassment it may cause the bitch. However, the bitch in question must be a willing party.
This phrase was created by James Wilson in the aftermath of the infamous James Morgan wearing stupid looking hats incident (one of which was quite clearly Russian and shouldn't be worn by anyone except Russians and as shown by the incident, comedy bitches).
This phrase was created by James Wilson in the aftermath of the infamous James Morgan wearing stupid looking hats incident (one of which was quite clearly Russian and shouldn't be worn by anyone except Russians and as shown by the incident, comedy bitches).
by morgangills December 1, 2004
Get the comedy bitch mug.One day in the mild October of 2004 three fellows descended upon the shopping valhalla of Croydon. Due to a lack of funds the three chaps decided it was necessary think out of the box, to transcend above what mere window shopping had to offer.
The two intellectually inferior of the threesome hatched a rather nefarious scheme. They would force the more dashing and amazing one to wear amusing looking hats. All in all, 5 hats were worn (one of which was quite clearly designed for humans of the female persuasion). The images were saved for posterity on a picture phone.
The immeasurable glamour of the Russian hat would go on to fascinate and arouse in equal measure for literally hours to come.
The two intellectually inferior of the threesome hatched a rather nefarious scheme. They would force the more dashing and amazing one to wear amusing looking hats. All in all, 5 hats were worn (one of which was quite clearly designed for humans of the female persuasion). The images were saved for posterity on a picture phone.
The immeasurable glamour of the Russian hat would go on to fascinate and arouse in equal measure for literally hours to come.
"Ah do you remember the James Morgan wearing stupid looking hats incident?
Not only do I remember, I could never ever forget, the mere thought of it excites me to almost the point of uncontrollable arousal"
Not only do I remember, I could never ever forget, the mere thought of it excites me to almost the point of uncontrollable arousal"
by morgangills December 1, 2004
Get the James Morgan wearing stupid looking hats incident mug.This term derives from the altogether less legendary and more American phrase kick ass. This British version was created by morgangills as he felt that there was no general term to describe something that he deems to be bloody amazing.
by morgangills December 1, 2004
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