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calculate my expenses

Term used when counting the amount of change in your pocket.
Wilson: You gonna come to the cinema?

James: I dunno let me calculate my expenses
by morgangills November 19, 2004
mugGet the calculate my expensesmug.

Up the road

The act of walking up Sydenham Road in pursuit of cheap discounted Chinese food or fried chicken after school.

Upon arriving "up the road" you can see such sites as Slatters (now known as "The Cake Factory") and if you are very lucky maybe mole girl.

It is an activity which James Morgan and Josh Mills derive great plasure from.
"Wanna come up the rooooad?"
by morgangills November 15, 2004
mugGet the Up the roadmug.

got my square

This phrase derives from the playing the game 'Rubble Alliance' on Fuzion Frenzy (accompanied by the hard-hitting music of The Prodigy and Rage Against The Machine).

It is said when one competitor has achieved the feat of getting a square area to themselves. It is said immediately upon achieving this.
James: Ahh put on on some Rage or something
Josh: Wah, got my square
by morgangills December 1, 2004
mugGet the got my squaremug.

Oh my days

A term which is used in when shcoked or in awe or something.

A certain Josh Mills is fond of this term.
by morgangills November 21, 2004
mugGet the Oh my daysmug.

itchy scrote

Terrible ailment that unfortunately affects everyone of the male persuasion.

Itchy scrote must be tackled immediately upon the first itch. Regardless of social situation and loaction the male in question must delve down into his undergarments and scratch away.

It may well be on just the one ball, I pray for it to be this way but occasionly and unfortunately, it is not.
by morgangills November 12, 2004
mugGet the itchy scrotemug.

beat the burger

A phrase which despite its possible connotations is not in any way sexual.

It derives from the incredibly amusing activity of beating your rival's oversized burger in the Fuzion Frenzy mini game. This is a race, the result of which both the competitor's future pride and dignity is decided. FOR EVER.

The action on screen must be accompanied by some hard-hitting anthems (ie. Smack My Bitch Up, Bombtrack etc).
"Wait for it...

race, BEAT THE BURGER!"
by morgangills December 1, 2004
mugGet the beat the burgermug.

Tesco

Pretty much the greatest shop in the world.

It is visited each week on a Tuesday by a motley crew of vagabonds and James Morgan where they persue the pinnacle in wheat-based products.

Keir has a bit of a thing for ciabatta.
"Eh excuse me, Tuesday is TESCO day"
by morgangills November 9, 2004
mugGet the Tescomug.

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