monty's definitions

tripping

When you are acting as if dased, cncotrllable of your actions, possibly drunk, or after the consumption of drugs.

Nigga I aint trippin', it was only 2 pounds.

by Monty January 3, 2004

artic bung blaster

When you insert the neck of a bottle of blue mouthwash up your ass and do a hand stand.

"hmm" George said to Steve...."minty freash"

by Monty April 1, 2005

FUVA

Fat Upper Vaginal Area for females, or FFA-Full Frontal Ass in males. When someone is so fat, it looks as if they have a beachball stuffed in the front of their pants. This condition often keeps the afflicted from seeing their genitals without the aid of a mirror. It is recommended that you avoid any sexual contact whatsoever with anyone suffering from FFA or FUVA. It is not contagious, but very disgusting.

Her FUVA is so out of control.

by Monty April 28, 2004

mount weber

Located in Burlington, Ontario Canada this is one massive mountain. It is not that tall but don't let that fool you, it pretty damn big. Famous for eating and vomiting erasers. If you plan on visiting Mt. weber, prepare for severe sweating and a vile smell.

My god! Mount Weber is about to erupt! ......and what is that smell?

by Monty April 15, 2004

chubby bana

Obsession of shameless self-publicist slashy_slash

Can you believe Slashy is STILL mad for Chubby Bana?

by Monty April 17, 2005

Ex-Nor

sadsap++;

one that over analyses everything to an extent where it frustrates everyone in contact with the being.

"He's over analysing things again, the dope. He's doing an Ex-Nor!"

by monty January 6, 2004

Let's blow this popsicle stand!

A pornographic study of sex in the Ice Cream Industry. The original was created in 1986 by Wanker Productions. To date, there have been 43 sequels.

While Keith was preoccupied watching "Lets blow this popsicle stand! Volume 32". Mark executed a perfect Cincinatti Surprise. WHAT A MESS!!!

by Monty December 10, 2003