monty's definitions

Emoticon Whore

A term used to describe a person who excessivly uses emoticons on instant messaging programs such as MSN.

Jim: (smiley) hey (smiley)
Bob: Man, your such an emoticon whore.

by Monty June 19, 2006

chubby bana

Obsession of shameless self-publicist slashy_slash

Can you believe Slashy is STILL mad for Chubby Bana?

by Monty April 17, 2005

pnj

Complete and utter domination. The noun form of pwn.

That was some sick ass pnj!

by Monty September 6, 2004

artic bung blaster

When you insert the neck of a bottle of blue mouthwash up your ass and do a hand stand.

"hmm" George said to Steve...."minty freash"

by Monty April 1, 2005

FUVA

Fat Upper Vaginal Area for females, or FFA-Full Frontal Ass in males. When someone is so fat, it looks as if they have a beachball stuffed in the front of their pants. This condition often keeps the afflicted from seeing their genitals without the aid of a mirror. It is recommended that you avoid any sexual contact whatsoever with anyone suffering from FFA or FUVA. It is not contagious, but very disgusting.

Her FUVA is so out of control.

by Monty April 28, 2004

buttass

adv.
very, extremely, to a high degree

Damn! It is buttass cold out here!

by monty June 14, 2004

plutz

verb.

1.A female who has below average ugly looks.
2. Something that is stupid

1. "Look at that chick over there! Man she's plutz!"
2. "Nah, thats just plutz"

by Monty March 1, 2004