a variety of chilf only found in yorkshire regions, also see the lesser spotted weaver chilf but not to be confused with the hamdingo procaster chilf of the australian region.
I was pissed as a fart last night and I got saturday night weavered and I got nine months before I'm gonna have my very own weaver chilf!
by Monty May 21, 2003
When you are acting as if dased, cncotrllable of your actions, possibly drunk, or after the consumption of drugs.
by Monty January 03, 2004
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Located in Burlington, Ontario Canada this is one massive mountain. It is not that tall but don't let that fool you, it pretty damn big. Famous for eating and vomiting erasers. If you plan on visiting Mt. weber, prepare for severe sweating and a vile smell.
by Monty April 15, 2004
Fat Upper Vaginal Area for females, or FFA-Full Frontal Ass in males. When someone is so fat, it looks as if they have a beachball stuffed in the front of their pants. This condition often keeps the afflicted from seeing their genitals without the aid of a mirror. It is recommended that you avoid any sexual contact whatsoever with anyone suffering from FFA or FUVA. It is not contagious, but very disgusting.
Her FUVA is so out of control.
by Monty April 28, 2004
by monty June 15, 2004
A term used to describe a person who excessivly uses emoticons on instant messaging programs such as MSN.
by Monty June 19, 2006