minghi's definitions

SHIT HIT THE FAN

when a bad secret is let out and everybody knows about it to disastrous consequences. imagine the smell and splatter if someone blasted hershey-squirts into a rotary fan.

my favorite scene in the movie airplane is when the shit hits the fan. to bad its cut out in the "edited for television version"

by minghi May 10, 2003

Jesus freak

someone evincing 2 or more of the following symptoms:
1: proclaims the lord is coming with the imminent end of the world
2: has signs on their person, car, or home with bible quotes
3: goes to church more than once a week
4: started their own christian offshoot cult because the rest aren;t pious enough
5: tries to foist an extreme form of christianity off on others
6: is a born-again christian and/or fundamentalist

every time i see that jesus freak walking around with his "god will save, the end is near" sign, i want to convert to satanism just so i can sacrifice him.

by minghi May 21, 2003

chicken hawk

in gay slang, its an old man who goes for very young guys. see chicken

man neil went to jail for 10 years for doing a 12 year old, that silly old chicken hawk.

by minghi May 21, 2003

freebase

n. a form of cocaine similar to crack. it is usually smoked. also spelled as two words free base.
v. to smoke freebase

i was freebasing last night and accidentally burned my eyebrows off.

by minghi May 31, 2003

whippits

to get high from the propellant in whipped cream cans, nitrous oxide. it involves putting one's mouth on the nozzle while holding the can upright, pressing the nozzle to the side, and inhaling deeply. don't do this at home - it'll put holes in yer brain.

doing whippits is great when you'r on E

by minghi April 26, 2003

landscaping

trimming or shaving body hair for aesthetic effect. may involve tanning too.

jonathan's so gay. he shaves everything below his collar and calls it landscaping.

by minghi May 17, 2003

tripping balls

being srongly under the affects of LSD or psychedelic mushrooms. this is a superlative of tripping, and a contraction of the phrase "tripping one's balls off". unless someone is new to the drug, or very sensitive to it, at least 5 or 6 hits are necessary to trip balls.

The most beautiful and perfect experiences of my life all happened when I was trippin' balls.

by minghi May 6, 2003