Jesus freak

someone evincing 2 or more of the following symptoms:
1: proclaims the lord is coming with the imminent end of the world
2: has signs on their person, car, or home with bible quotes
3: goes to church more than once a week
4: started their own christian offshoot cult because the rest aren;t pious enough
5: tries to foist an extreme form of christianity off on others
6: is a born-again christian and/or fundamentalist

every time i see that jesus freak walking around with his "god will save, the end is near" sign, i want to convert to satanism just so i can sacrifice him.

by minghi May 21, 2003

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cancer sticks

cigarettes - so named because of their carcinogenic effect.

my boyfriend's mother died last week. the damn cancer sticks did her in. if u smoke, reader, you might die a slow painful death too. please don't.

by minghi May 21, 2003

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de-chink

v. to undergo a plastic surgery operation in which the folds of skin above the eyes of aperson of east asian origin are reduced, and made to look more racially "neutral" or caucasian.

its such a shame when people get their eyes de-chinked.

by minghi May 31, 2003

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thumb print

a way of taking A LOT of acid. the 'cid is dissolved into a greasy substance at high concentration, and stored in a lip balm container. to dose, stick your thumb in, smear out enough to coat it, and lick it off. depending on the quality of the stuff and how much you scoop out, it seems to be the equivalent of anywhere from 5 to 20 blotter hits.

the first time you do acid, don't do a thumb print. you should work up to that dose in a few sessions with experienced friends.

by minghi May 10, 2003

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uniboob

an amorphous undelineated mass of tit, often caused by old age sagginess or bras that squish them together. in theory, it could be a single cycloptic tit.

i think george bush sould have a huge uniboob implanted on his forehead.

by minghi May 22, 2003

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