minghi's definitions

nether beard

pubes or ass hair

person 1: i shaved
person 2: u still have a beard
person 1: not my nether beard

by minghi May 17, 2003

landscaping

trimming or shaving body hair for aesthetic effect. may involve tanning too.

jonathan's so gay. he shaves everything below his collar and calls it landscaping.

by minghi May 17, 2003

pasties

glue-on nipple patches with or without tassles. some peole may consider tape patches over nipples as pasties, but that's debatable.

it would be really funny if there were a law that all fat guys could not wear shirts and had to wear pasties in public.

by minghi May 17, 2003

autoerotic asphyxiation

a method of acheiving a better orgasm by depriving the body temporarily of oxygen. this is not necessarily fatal, though it can be.

mike used to have walter strangle him when he was about to come, silly goose.

by minghi May 17, 2003

shaved monkey sex

a sexual practice involving shaving all body hair below neck, lubing up the whole body, and screwing on a waterbed without sheets.

we were having shaved monkey sex last night when he bed sprung a leak.

by minghi May 17, 2003

pediddle

a car with only one headlight. the subject of the pediddle game. when driving around with at least 3 people in a car all keep watch for pediddles. when someone sees one, they have be the first to yell "pediddle!" and touch the ceiling. the first to do so gets a free sex act from anyone else in the car they want(ranging from kisses to sling-fucking) which is usually predetermined.

i've been putting off fixing my car's headlight just because i like knowing that there are horny kids getting play because of it.

by minghi May 16, 2003

blow and go

a term for a tea room, or venue with lots of glory holes.

you got got head at a blow and go!?!? you're such a ho.

by minghi May 10, 2003