mike charter's definitions

Gooney Tooning

The act of pleasuring one’s self while watching cartoons such as Looney Toons.

I’m going to spend a weekend of Gooney Tooning while my lady is out of town.

by mike charter May 27, 2024

Hot Frosty

Getting a blow job in the Wendy’s drive thru.

Timothy finally talked his old lady into giving him a hot frosty!

by mike charter November 29, 2024

blurpis

a burp containing old sperm

thats some dirty blurpis

by mike charter January 13, 2009

blurpis

a burp that contains human seamen

malorie gave out a large blurpis after sucking off nick

by mike charter January 20, 2009

snirfle

when you blow your nose and wipe your butt with the same piece of toilet paper.

john decided to snirfle to cut back on the amount of tissue paper he consumed

by mike charter January 20, 2009

tamplunge

A device used to suction out a deeply inserted tampon.

Helen had to have her lesbian neighbor use the Tamplunge on her twat last night because that darn tampon went to far up there.

by mike charter January 6, 2022

chodemeiser

A friend named Cody who is always getting sick for no god damned reason at all!

Man, stop being a chodemeiser! You're always sickly!!!!

by mike charter January 19, 2022