Definitions by mick

rorted

To prove someones stupidity or pay them out.

Guy hooks up with chick
next day she says:
"when im drunk i settle for less"
this guy got rorted in front of his friends

rorted by mick May 13, 2005

grundle 

sweaty, stinky section between ball sack and rectum that girls tend to love to lick. the grundle was made famous my matt lantz.

mick kaywood plays with his grundle.

grundle by mick May 13, 2005

broze 

A difficult or testing situation. Usually uttered by a farmer after his tractor broke as silage was being made, or other vital agricultural times.

Bejaysus me feckin tractor broke, such a broze!

broze by Mick April 18, 2005

clift

A real eejit. A person of below average intellect.

The clift got her up the duff.
How would that clift pass an exam?

clift by Mick April 18, 2005

bejaysus

Term of exclamation used by many inhabitants of rural ireland

Bejaysus that was a mighty feed woman!

bejaysus by Mick April 18, 2005

j town 

A so-called institute of learning. Basically a place to go for people who don't want to work but aren't smart enough to attend a real university. Densely populated by GAA heads and the like.

Fuck it mammy, i didn't get into queen's, i suppose i'll have to go to j town instead.

j town by Mick April 18, 2005

Slauren 

A girl named Lauren who is constantly tired and moves slowly like a sloth. Therefore, she would be called Slauren.
Can be anyone who is tired at all times and/or takes cat naps frequently.

If your friend is tired constantly, You could call them a Slauren.Or, if you know a Lauren who is tired all the time, they also would be a Slauren.

Slauren by Mick April 12, 2005